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Larry Birdemic

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About Larry Birdemic

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  1. Larry Birdemic

    What do we do with Kevin if

    Beantown Duck Boats have nice names like Symphony Hal and Charlie River
  2. Larry Birdemic

    Episode 282 - Kaitlin Olson, Our Close Friend

    I think Sean’s prodigious nipple drip was too loud for other shows.
  3. Larry Birdemic

    Episode 282 - Kaitlin Olson, Our Close Friend

    I’m asleep clown
  4. Part II of my tale DECLASSIFIED My gaze turned away from the helicopter's window and back to my "rescuers." The Navy guys were all looking at me, trying to read my expression. Some knew more than others, and no one wanted to speak first. "The tundra looks a lot different from up here than it did on foot. You say it's been two days?... I pursued as best I could, but this is his domain." An eager seamen, "So it was really him?" "Sir! Are you injured?" The medic had spotted the blood. "It's not mine." This got the attention of the mission leader; a man promoted too far too soon, who cared about his résumé more than getting the job done. "You got him with those and he didn’t go down? BALDERDASH!" "A day ago I caught up to him in the blizzard. He thought I couldn’t spot the tracks from his skates in the snow, like a big dumb fucking idiot. Unfortunately, I could only be so quiet approaching him in my converse. He anticipated my punch and ducked so my bask-knuckles only partially connected. I tried to punch again as he reeled, but he managed to clutch my jersey and pull it up over my head, and punch me a few times really hard." "Did he say anything?" "Yes. He said, 'Hockey rules, basketball drools.'" "What happened next?" "My shirt was stuck over my head for quite a while. Hours, probably. But I managed to pursue him on foot by sound. My belly was very cold. Also I kept tripping fall down. I didn’t lose him until the sound of his blades was drowned out by the bpbpbpbpbpb thwap thwap sound of a helicopter. It was only when Dr. Thipson pulled my shirt down that I realized he had led me back to the friggin shipwreck from earlier, knowing you would be here looking for us. And that you would refuse to let me continue my pursuit." Their silence spoke volumes. "Even if that was him- "It was him!" "Even so... There's no way he'll survive out there. Doc says it was a miracle you made it as long as you did. I'm satisfied we completed the mission, and I plan to report that Bobby Orr is dead." "I don't think so. I think he's still out there somewhere. Watching. Waiting."
  5. Larry Birdemic

    Episode 153 - Jen D'Angelo, Our Close Friend

    I got MY hh tee shirt this past Tuesday! Weird! Mine did not come in the mail it was handed to me wrapped in tissue paper by my girlfriend. Then I kissed her and held your trophy.
  6. Larry Birdemic

    Episode 153 - Jen D'Angelo, Our Close Friend

    ha. ha ha. haha hahaha HA AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  7. Larry Birdemic

    Episode 153 - Jen D'Angelo, Our Close Friend

    How come I'M always "the other guy" or "that one over there" or "no the one that's extra stuck in that phone booth."
  8. Larry Birdemic

    Episode 153 - Jen D'Angelo, Our Close Friend

    If Earwolf won't nominate the boys for a Peabody they can at least give them a couple dozen more shoes on the wall. Respect is the name of the game.
  9. Larry Birdemic

    Episode 153 - Jen D'Angelo, Our Close Friend

    Eingeneer was a real Pepe the Fraud being sound like bugs
  10. Larry Birdemic

    Episode 153 - Jen D'Angelo, Our Close Friend

    Happy birthday JeffreyParties I hoped you partied like a real Jeffrey
  11. Not thirty minutes ago I was driving along the street and re-listening to the Jason Nash episode of HH. And then a car cut in front of me trying to make a left turn into my lane and I had to slam on my breaks and cut the wheel nearly onto the curb to avoid a collision. So. Do we think this episode is occursed? Has anyone else had a dangerous experience with it? I don't want to listen to the rest if I be inviting scary energy into my life.
  12. I'm gonna put in a waiver claim on the time a teacher told Mrs. Cheebs that lil Cheebs was 'probably just a bad egg.'
  13. Thanks guys with all your support I got through it. What a rush! Cody saved the whole episode 'member? I din like it when guy call Sean homo though but honestly maybe he was acting like a one I dint know I wasn't there
  14. Gen, When doing comedy, how much black face is too much black face? I am white, if that affects your answer. Yours in loffs, Larry Birdemic
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