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  2. Huey Lupus
    We had our people on the ground in the swing districts. I was like "Why are they on the ground?! Can't we at least get them a folding chair?
  3. Huey Lupus
    When my mom sees this report card she's going to kill me. I wonder, shall it be by garroting, poisoning, or - hey! - how about flaying!
  4. Huey Lupus
    Sponsored by the all-girl band, Moist Towelettes.
  5. Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald
    It turns out "go the the store and grab a skirt steak" does not mean what I thought, and I sincerely apologize, your honor.
  6. DaltonMaltz
    You know when you have a song stuck in your head and the only way you can get it out is to play it? Well, Jonathan has a similar feeling: he can’t shake the idea that he needs to sing a song. Like, literally, any song, preferably one with pleasing harmony. And he’s reaching out to the Grammy Award-winning artist Meghan Trainor for guidance. Meghan joins Jonathan to discuss singing and songwriting fundamentals, her musical influences, and her new holiday album A Very Trainor Christmas.
  7. LARDdischarge
    Butt cheese: a dessert or aperitif?
  8. Colfax McLiverneck
    I like my skrit like I like my serif—sans.
  9. Colfax McLiverneck
    Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, ranked third by aanumberonepodcastranker.com in the Alphabetical List of Comedy Podcasts with Three-Word Titles Where the Second and Third Words are the Same
  10. Colfax McLiverneck
    Shaving Cream Tahoma Billy Goat Nectarine
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  12. dollopuss
    Fraggles: The C.H.U.D.s of the Muppets Universe
  13. Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald
    Please feel free to attribute this catchphrase to a user named “Garry Marshall’s Ghost”. I felt like *actually* creating that account would be bad Juju.
  14. The Lovable Horse Thief
  15. The Lovable Horse Thief
  16. dollopuss
    Finger bang my mom? Wait, that can't be right.
  17. dollopuss
    You're a peein' on my european euro, you peen!
  18. dollopuss

    Fart School.

    dollopuss posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Fart School.
  19. The Lovable Horse Thief
  20. dollopuss
    The words "tickle" and "pickle" rhyme for one very specific reason.
  21. tomspanks

    Musical Mondays Week 106 Swing Kids

    tomspanks replied to Cameron H.'s topic in How Did This Get Made?

    Jackson wanted to go to Okinawa (Japan).
  22. Specktrometer

    What's up, corn dog!?

    Specktrometer posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  23. John Stamos
    "Nothing lasts forever" is a saying with 2 meanings that are both true
  24. Euripides’ Shorts started following Opinions are like assholes: you can remove the second and third letters of each and get a word analogous to the original., You can’t spell “onion pie” without “opinion,” and opinions are like assholes, so no, Mom, I don’t want to try your quiche. and Onions are like a-holes: the deeper you go, the stronger the smell.
  25. Euripides’ Shorts
    You can’t spell “onion pie” without “opinion,” and opinions are like assholes, so no, Mom, I don’t want to try your quiche.
  26. Euripides’ Shorts
    Onions are like a-holes: the deeper you go, the stronger the smell.
  27. Euripides’ Shorts
    Opinions are like assholes: you can remove the second and third letters of each and get a word analogous to the original.
  28. LARDdischarge
    There's a burrito in my trousers from when I put it there. Flash forward by two hours and I have beans for underwear.
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