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    I tried to watch this the other night, at some point I just gave up and moved on. how did it progress to ending up here, did i miss something?

     

     

     

    One of the main characters stabs a homeless man. And they're making a movie where they act like babies. Grown adults dressing and acting like babies. If that not W.T.F., I don't know what is.

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    Yeah Mike Haneke can be really pretentious when it come to movie. I still kind of liked Funny games because he put a random fantasy thing the the movie(the rewind time thing). And the part when the classical music change into rock music. What about Dead sushi. I think doing Foreign movies opening up a couple cans of worms:).

     

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    I'm ok with this movie choice as it will literally be only the second time I have ever come into any form of contact with this franchise (first being the last HDTGM Twilight episode).

     

    Also, Dolph Lundgren is fucking cool. I do not know why. But somehow he is.

    Robbers did leave his house when they saw his picture. That pretty awesome:)

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/5224797/Thieves-flee-after-breaking-into-Dolph-Lundgrens-Spanish-home.html

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    I just want to make it known that I won't be tolerating any Batman Forever hate.

     

    Batman Forever is NOT the bad Batman movie and I will fight anyone who says otherwise

     

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    I already watched B&R last week because I thought this ep had already dropped for whatever reason and it is so terribly terrible. It only further cemented the point I made above, Batman Forever ISN'T the bad one.

    Yes Batman forever was awesome with a really good soundtrack

    Thing about the first Batman was that they had a awesome soundtrack. The new ones have an awesome soundtrack too. But the old ones had more variety .

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    I would SO like to see Clooney of today given another shot at Batman, like if they ever decide to do a proper "Dark Knight Returns" a few years down the road, where an older Bruce Wayne comes out of retirement, he'd actually be perfect.

     

    Speaking of which, how much did a lot of the stuff in "Dark Knight Rises" just NOT mean anything? It had to have one of the greatest anti-climactic beginnings of all time. Bruce went home 10 minutes after the end of "Dark Knight" and hasn't been Batman ever since? The first hour of this movie is spent trying to get him back in the suit, and when Batman DOES return, he's back for a day before Bane takes him out of commission AGAIN for another hour of the film. He beat up a guy that was using a cane to get around 5 minutes ago! How is that impressive?!?! Good thing for Gotham City that he gets back on the DAY that the bomb is going to go off and that we didn't get some time of him rallying the troops and earning the trust of the people back. Like "Batman and Robin", this movie didn't actually have a lot of Batman, but "Rises" sure had a shit ton of Bruce Wayne.

     

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    Is the next Batman movie or (if by the grace of God, some miracle occurs and it actually gets rolling...) JLA going to start off by telling us that 5 minutes after finding the Batcave, JGL just decided "Fuck it, crime fighting isn't for me after all", and just spent the next 8 years sitting on his ass at home?

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    I know. I mean really,nothing for 8 years! I expected him to fight some other villans during that time. Like the Riddler or Calender man. And the movie could have been only an hour and a half if they cut out most of the first hour and a half. The first hour was basic saying the same thing as the next hour. It was cool(if they meant it) to have Selina dress in a maid costume and act like Dorothy from the big O. The movie was ok.

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    WTF. Roger Rabbit. That had many other things then cartoon breasts. A good story. Great animation. Awesome characters.

    Cool world is a movie that needs to be made with the first idea they had for it. A scary movie about a guy who has a child with a crazy cartoon girl and the child turns out to be a half human half cartoon monster thing trying to get back at daddy.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_World

    You cloud tell the change happen before they worked on the sets. Which are amazing

    This would be a good idea now with what we can do with animation and anime now a days.It would be funny if it was a satire of anime and the fanbase.

    People may say that Holli wood Wood more attractive in toon form. I say that her real form much more attractive.

    They could have kept the pg-13 and still kept it dark. There many dark PG-13 movies.

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    I'd love to read that screenplay. Heck, if that's what he wanted to do to Batman, I'd pay to see what he wanted to do with the "Robocop" remake.

     

    (Also, I think at one point he wanted to have Bruce Wayne/Batman fight a guy who was on fire.)

     

     

    Sounds like Hobo with a shogun meets Law abiding citizen.

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    A crazy movie about a guy who gets suck into a cartoon. And not some fun kids or anime cartoon. A dark and unstable world. Yet the guy lives with it. He stays there for about 50 years until A Crazy girl name Holly Would(Get it), brings an ex con, Bruce Campbell look a like, comic artist. She wants to bonk either men to become real. Why, only tv tropes can explain( and a lot of people on tv tropes are not sane either). With a awesome soundtrack feature David Bowie. This is prime for a How did this get made.

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    Alright here something from Imdb.

     

    Operation Dream Theory' was an experiment created by Treer. The Treer generators were slowing the rotation of Earth by .0000006 miles per hour, which caused strange effects around the world.

     

    One of these was a rift created in the fourth dimension -- the fourth dimension being time itself -- at Lake Meade, which was discovered when an airplane flew through it and had all its passengers left with amnesia (bar one - Krysta Now, who gained psychic abilities from it).

     

    Once it was discovered, they sent monkeys through it, which failed (Boxer claims that only a human soul could survive the trip). After much trial and error with monkies, Baron decided to send Boxer through it - chosen because of his political ties and his celebrity persona.

     

    When Boxer (and Roland) traveled through the rift, it created duplicate versions of both -- one set of duplicates traveled 69 minutes back in time, while the "originals" stayed in their original time. There are now two versions of each co-existing in the same universe -- two Boxer Santaros and two Roland Taverners.

     

    Boxer's original self was incinerated in a car bomb triggered by Serpentine, while the duplicate Boxer is still roaming. .

     

    Three days before the movie starts, Krysta Now was vacationing on a houseboat on Lake Mead with Ronald Taverner, Tab Taverner (Ronald's father) and Fortunio Balducci. After losing a game of cards, Fortunio needed to make his way back into California, and Krysta offered to set him up with a visa. On his way to meet Krysta, Fortunio discovered Boxer Santaros in the desert, stricken with amnesia.

     

    When Boxer and Fortunio met up with Krysta, she recognized Boxer and managed to convince him that she was an actress researching a role in his new movie, "The Power." Also, they had sex. Then, after several detours, Krysta and Boxer made their way to Los Angeles, where Boxer went on a nighttime stroll on the beach, injected himself with fluid karma and passed out. That's why he wakes up on the beach at the start of the movie.

     

    "Southland Tales" follows the same logic as "Donnie Darko," as laid out in that film's DVD extras, when the fourth dimension is corrupted, it causes the creation of two parallel universes: the Tangent Universe and the Primary Universe.

     

    The Tangent Universe is an alternate reality to our own. You could argue that all of "Southland Tales" occurs in the Tangent Universe -- hence the film's alternate history of the past three years, and its weird mishmash of pop culture. In "Donnie Darko," the world ends when the Tangent Universe collapses, which may also be what happens at the end of "Southland Tales." Why that happens when the Taverners touch, only Richard Kelly knows.

     

    One theory is that duplicate souls from alternate timelines are not meant to exist together in a single timeline. When they join hands, a bond is formed and the rule of singular existence is completely broken. Two souls join into one, the forth dimension collapses. The current world ends, the joined souls become the new messiah, a new world begins.

     

    Taken as a purely Christian parable then this is the book of Revelations and God ending the world and humanity in it's present form. Roland and Ronald are the Messiah and in the end they find each other and save humanity through the power of forgiveness. The other characters have all played their part and are redeemed in the end to enjoy eternal life. Jericho Crane is a 'John the Baptist' style prophet, Krysta is the 'Whore of Babylon' (and her energy drink the 'Cup of Abominations'), The Baron is the 'Antichrist' etc

     

     

     

    Its a bit long so I'm going to link it http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405336/faq

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    Well actually, It was much more tame then the first one. You could cut most of the R rated stuff and still have the story. Which while crazy, really work. I think people should view the film as a stand alone and they would enjoy it more

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