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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. So let me get this straight, your dad had sex with your mom? Weird.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. With liberty and justice and the musty crust of sexually transmitted butt rust.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Six pence someone's glitter might not cause a fright or shiver.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Trickling water said the way to my father was through my dead grandmother's pigeonholed crawfish den.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. Chicken feet, my dear boy, that is what will earn you a conversation with the Lord Almighty, Maker of Kevins and Smurfs.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. Creeper sleeps on creaky peaks on Earth as it is in heaven. I shall not want, I shall not taunt the boy with green eyes and grey teeth.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. Bathe in brussels. Engage my muscles. I've seen you once before. Drop down and give me 20.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Varicose veins pulse with the elderly man's every thrust.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. Marble Barbies are largely lethargic but hardly carve barley star Harley's exclusively.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. They were different times. I wish they were back. I fell in love with my sister. And that's a fact.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Hair fell. Milk dripped. The man's nipples were far from soggy, but the ghost appeared.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. Be gone foul beast. Fly not to the East. My fingers went in. And then became your feast.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Where did it lie? Be it on gravel or stone, I'll find the hole and push in with all my might. Bend at the knee before assembling the snacks, we don't

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. Thistles form isosceles triangles capable of trade wind navels and pat grade cables on double deluxe fender strats.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Aussie clementines for the lad on the butternut lizard. My brain's gone loose for the winter.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. I wore carcass clothing while boning and moaning the nonexistent stony pony

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. She doubled down on the brown town sound and found crown frowns wearing wedding gowns

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. Finger me once. Finger me twice. Finger my mother. That sounds nice.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. Come one, come all. Clive Owen boner jams now on sale at all regional KMarts.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Introducing our new episode rating system, which goes from "5" (great ep) to "1" (shitty, shitty bang bang)

    By HammondSuisse,
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  21. Baby's first gun, Daddy's first bullet-wound, and Momma's first night out on the town

    By Parrot Top,
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  22. post original

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Oh, I win the Powerball all the time. In fact, I've got jumper cables hooked to my testes right now!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Do my eyes betray me, or is that a gerbil up your butt, Mr. Gere?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. Taught my boys that any animal could be a stuffed animal... s’long as ya stuffed it with your dong all the evenin’ long.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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