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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. La Croix is a woman’s only vice. Well, that and those delectable Babybel cheese snacks, RIGHT?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Where is your stove? I really need to warm up my man milk.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Everyone tells me I’m cool. Lol. JOKE’S ON THEM!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Do not for one second think that I’ll tell you if you have a large piece of food in your teeth. It’s more embarrassing for me than you.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. I can’t find my mother. Her name is Carmen Sandiego.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. Put the milk down, babygirl. There is no reason to have the pickles marinating in your brother.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. If nice guys finish last what's up with all my premature ejaculating?

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. The night is dark and full of non-sequiturs

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Everything in life is free if you don’t pay for it. I honestly never realized that until now. SO CRAZY!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. My inner leg and right butt cheek are wet. How about you?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Flick the bean and trick the mean green flying machine. I beg this of you or the whole presidency is a sham.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. I want to go to jail solely to watch sex take place in interesting places and inventive ways.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. The new copy doc was sent to the client. Yes ma’am, it has the nipple residue you sent me.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. Hail! Captain Rectangular Rectum! How's the square-peg round-hole?

    By MmmBlister,
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  15. 25 years a blade smith, and I still can't seem to mane any progress on a sexual relationship with Ms. Claus.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. just get a handcart!

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  17. i want a chip ahoy

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  18. jesus jesus jesus blah blah blah

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  19. cuz people need their 6 wheel trucks, their beer and the game

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  20. hey squishy butt!

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  21. i said it 1000 times; their aint no damn IGA

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  22. give me a swallow of soda and the tastykakes

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  23. they sure do get out the proctoscope and rubber gloves

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  24. I’m not a huge fan of acute angles. They rub me the wrong way and that’s final!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. What time is it? Seriously, what time is it? Really though, I’m genuinely asking what’s the time.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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