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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I joined Scientology after watching Going Clear because it seemed like a wildly wet ride.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours until I reach the bone. And then I’ll keep scratching until I reach your penis on the other side. And hopefully

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Try as it might, The Hobbit does not do a good job of coaxing me into picking up a new hobby.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. People can get handsy in the kitchen, so I wear a full suit of assless armor to ensure the only thing they touch is my sweet butt.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. Flexible payments and vegetable daemons sure do make me swell up.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. Lemme guess, your lobster roll is actually made of ball bearings and seasoned taint.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. There is one place and one place only where I feel safe: The last stall on the left in the bathroom of the last Quiznos in Marmaduke, Minnesota.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. "Scream and your entire staff does." That's what my mother told my first boss at the ice cream shop on 3rd Street.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. zero one niner comin in hot in that vaginer

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  10. does your gramma buy your jordans for ya? is she single?

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  11. gather up your quarters and trot on down to fun junction!

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  12. A whole page of shit is anything but lit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. And this little piggy went wee, wee, wee, all the way until he had a kinky-ass pee pee fetish.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Boogers and cougars split the banana stream long after the bacon fell beneath the bee hive.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Barf roast beef was the best thing to ever happen to the school lunch menu in 89 years.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Mustache. Crustache. Buttstache. Take your pick, sweet thang.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. John Deere steered the feared weary steer clear of beer gears but Richard Gere hears the jeers with his ears.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. The isotope isn’t ready yet. If you use it, it will most certainly ripped that bong hit from it, ok?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. It's like school in July: just for the dumb kids.

    By TulipPoopler,
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  20. "Use the Force" she said, guiding his fleshy lightsaber into her ravenous Sarlacc Pit.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. The pavement broke beneath his Rainbow Flip Flopped feet. “Breh,” he said, “O.A.R. is playing a show downtown and I have front row seats.”

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. As the snake slithered, the torrential rains birthed boner babies fit to be kings.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. If you had a question, I’d answer it incorrectly but ensure it was in fact correct, so when you tell others, you get called out and look like a silly

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. What if the English language was only made up of ‘Your Mama’ jokes?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. What’s up hot frog?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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