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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. fortunately for you, this is squeaky staircase studio!

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  2. Drill the wood. Drill it good. Drill it Ron Jeremy. Just like you should.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. I'm just saying from personal experience, they should make 100% pure steel toilet paper. The overhead light sang sweet lullabies to the frog...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. After the boy slipped on the banana peel for the 67th consecutive time, he realized he'd fallen into an infinite loop.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. He really didn't mean to. He just accidentally gave me the roofie, instead of the jolly rancher.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. The Good China? If you ask me there is no good China!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  7. There are people who think it's funny to walk the wrong way on an escalator, too, God bless 'em

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Take me to church-I’ll chip in some gas money. Wait, do you have change for a 5?

    By JeremyCarlstedt,
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  9. By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. The yearly roast shall do the most and words shall never twerk me.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Roscoe swore he'd get those Duke boys, but in the end it was their demons that got 'em

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. never in all my years did it take more than 3 beers

    By dynamiteinthesack,
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  13. My protein intake has no equivalent. Gains on gains on gains. So the question is, do you even know how to swim, you sexy piece of shit?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. If you knew me, you'd definitely know me. Wait, do you know me? Are you my brother, Wilt Chamberlain?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Take it down a notch, Hot Rod. Theres no need to heat that asshole of yours up to extreme levels again.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. The meat must be seasoned before putting it back in the camel carcass. Have I made myself Visine Clear you daft panini head?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Just check the mailbox. I know I put your dead rat in their yesterday, but someone may have stolen it since then, as I did put up billboards...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. Where is the highlighter? Where did it go? Is it in a place, that nobody knows? Is it over here? Is it over there? Is it lodged in the ferrets dreaded

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. No no, I’m good. I extract my own fish oil from my girlfriend on a nightly basis.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. An elderly man farted on me while riding the train. I subsequently came.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. I’m feeling extraordinarily confident about our familial goal of building a skyscraper made of Nacho Cheese Doritos and KY Jelly Ladyfingers.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. You have a new bill from Bank of America, Scott. Please call customer service at your earliest convenience.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. The dog will inevitably hump you if you’ve ever touched your penis. Just the thought of it gets him harder than a brick wall.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. Save $5 when you purchase life insurance through 7-11, now through Memorial Day Weekend at Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. It most certainly was not me who slipped into your bed and playfully fed you mayonnaise butter cheese on Christmas Eve. Wait, I take that back. It was

    By MondoMudbutt,
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