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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey man, without a condom, you and I are never making out with each other's hair bags, ok?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. It's 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 300 penises! YAY!

    By hurtyhurt,
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  3. RIP Auggie Doggie

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. Enoch, Ezekiel, Jedediah and Winifred all agree: Old-timey names are a thing of the past

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. A house divided against itself cannot stand but it sure makes for an interesting episode of reality TV

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. You can't spell fences without feces. Just a friendly reminder to get your dog or children to stop shitting in my yard.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. Blood is thicker than water, especially when you make a blood milkshake, I speak from first-hand experience.

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. Knock knock knocking on heaven's door is just a fancy way of saying you be rubbing up on some clouds, pervert

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. My VHS rental of Mr. Ballsvedere is thirty years overdue and I don't care.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Don't cry over spilt milk, there's also seven dead bodies in the dairy aisle you seem to be ignoring.

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. I'm a little teapot, so fuck my spout

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. there was a Nantucket from man who mistook the way that things ran: when thence in a muddle he'd jump in a puddle and suck on his thumb like twas spam

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. 'The cleverest remedy for tenuous memory is strenuous revelry,' said Emily to Beverly

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, practice, head north on 10th Ave and take a right on W 57th. You can't miss it!

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  15. Healthy buns and melty sons seduced the Target employee to extreme completion.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Clip your nails this time. I really hated chunks of my penis being removed as a result of your carelessness.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. An itchy scalp makes for a bitchy trout: Animal Planet is ready for the case.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. Trust in the world only comes with trust in ourselves. Trust is hard as a rock and it is trust that binds our trust.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. Goblins were never here. Simply ask Harry Potter and Papa Smurf will surely penetrate.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Sleepytime tea is perfect for those nights when it’s time to sleep but you’re not feeling so sleepy and...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. The investigation into the dark chocolate grundle bars has commenced.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Please take me back, Cher, I know I would take you there...and if you don't know "there", my driver will assist you.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. I like to order steak and cheese without the steak or the bun or the peppers or the gasoline can.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. All this time I thought it was Stephen King Sit.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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