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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. And here I thought that they were Tingle Bells!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 331 views

  2. There was a time when I would have done anything to make your holidays merry, but now I just wanna eat butter in the tub.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 307 views

  3. It's the most wonderful time of the year, second best of the decade, in the top 5 of the century, for sure.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 360 views

  4. 931 pages of catch phrases justp ick one ffs and save us from this hellscape welcome to comedy bang bang

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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    • 325 views

  5. [french accent] beep beep beep. that's a french microwave telling you your pesto tortellini is ready.

    By pepsi,
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    • 632 views

  6. Tickle my Elmo and tickle it well. This thirst is the worst, and I need your liquid brown well.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 294 views

  7. If the recent Senate vote in Alabama tells us anything about the current state of politics, it's that people in Alabama can vote.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 310 views

  8. Always looking out for the next big thing? Well get ready to have your pants blown off. Presenting the brand new Pants Blower Offer 5000!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 331 views

  9. I'm not in the streets, and always in the sheets, boy I have crippling depression.

    By DevonElson,
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    • 233 views

  10. Would Dean Martin sing That's Amore before or after hurling pizza in his date's face?

    By DevonElson,
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    • 272 views

  11. Eye infected, lunar dust, rhyme selected, pizza crust? That's a moronic comparison, Dean.

    By DevonElson,
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    • 274 views

  12. you again, sausage

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 566 views

  13. A stairway to heaven led investigators to a sick solo by Jimmy Page.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 388 views

  14. Bitches get itches. Hi, I’m Scott Aukerman here to tell you about an exciting breakthrough in dog skin care.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 328 views

  15. I'm a naughty little boy with naughty little toys.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 368 views

  16. know me the punny!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 739 views

  17. Don't be fooled by his idiotic demeanor, Dr. Demento is a wanted felon posing as a doctor when, in fact, he only has a Master's

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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    • 348 views

  18. In a shocking twist Chubby Checker was electrocuted.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 381 views

  19. Press 1 for Angel, press 2 for Crystal, press 3 for crack cocaine, because 7 ate 9 mushroom caps of a very potent strain.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 357 views

  20. Sippin' scotch & soda with Luke & Yoda in a swamp pagoda

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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    • 367 views

  21. Suckle hell, daddy-o. I'm the gang's new pharaoh now.

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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    • 359 views

  22. Paul Blart, a true American hero, was just seen riding his Segway into the Battle of 1812 with Blink 182. You can’t make this up, folks!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 367 views

  23. That phony pepperoni coney bologna sure makes my belly foamy.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 375 views

  24. Thai massage goes to the runner, now that's what I call a close finish.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 470 views

  25. Lock the Gates!

    By w2eatherman,
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    • 326 views
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