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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I know I'm an organ donor, but all I have is my mothers grand piano. Will that do?

    By Mobster84,
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  2. Nong Fishin!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend. I wish this mall wasn't so big.

    By MoreLikeTrampsDotComeAmirite,
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  4. Sorry Amazon, I've already got a robotic drone to handle my package. #MYWIFE!

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Sly was wise in picking you, Stephen Hawking: this DNA machine means we can get Julian the Apostate AND Claudius Coelicoloe for Expendables 4.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. half of me wants to let the ravioli free, but i am wholly deaf to its' urgings now that my erection's returned

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. I haven't had Popeye's Chicken in a long time. I guess you could say I'm on a Louisiana Fast.

    By WillLepper,
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  8. Don't hate me cause you taint me

    By MoreLikeTrampsDotComeAmirite,
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  9. fetch me a goose-berried harlet: I must exhume mine wineskin, and it must land on a starlet

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. What did the HAitian ghostbuster say? "I ain't afraid of no GOATS"

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Did you know that if you drop Mentos into a bottle of Diet Coke that you're an asshole?

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Fridolin_Leiber_-_Holy_Trinity.jpg/440px-Fridolin_Leiber_-_Holy_Trinity.jpg

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Everyone go out and buy my autobiography "Been Racin' like a Pisshorse: My 50 Years Showin’ Biz.”

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  14. 'Who's The Boss' will be right back. Stick around!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  15. I don’t want to live in a world.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  16. Of course nice guys finish last! If you act disinterested, don't be surprised when she's not interested in you.

    By Nahcirn,
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  17. "Horror ubique animos, simul ipsa silentia terrent"

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. There's an awful lot of competition. Fingers crossed this is the one. Make my day old man. Make. My. Day.

    By _SamanthaOh,
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  19. It's all about those good vibrations, and sending out positive ideas man. Making the world a better place with love. Kyle Baker is the poopstain on an

    By _SamanthaOh,
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  20. Brown chicken, brown cow. Using saliva as lubricant after eating these jalepeños might burn a little, but at least it'll cure those herpies.

    By _SamanthaOh,
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  21. Yeeesss!!!! Let's open up like flowers and share our pollen.

    By _SamanthaOh,
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  22. I shaved my balls for this?? For this surgical procedure on my testicles???

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. Maybe she just has to sing for the sake of the nong. And who do I think that I am to decide that she's nong?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Vini, Vidi, Screechi. I came, I saw, I screamed

    By bronzehedwick,
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  25. I had thought you put the 'bro' in Brokeback, but friendship shouldn't feel this sore.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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