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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Durun durun don't duwalk duwalk to see Duran Duran!

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. You know what really grinds my gears? Other gears, if they're not properly maintained! I'm a robot.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Ol' Blue Eyes loved Ol' Brown Eyes, which is a classier way to say that Frank Sinatra had a thing for anal sex with the elderly.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. We don't have to take our clothes off, to have a good time.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Fie on't fie; 'tis an un-weeded garden, dude - weed was WAY illegal back then, turned everyone to brooding, and mommy-murder.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Remember the Alamo? No? I'm not surprised, you were wasted bro!

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. It's just that I don't think it's appropriate for an engineer to wear yoga pants in the studio. I understand you came right from the gym but still.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Robocop has been known to moonlight as a Rentarobocop around the holidays

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. 50 Shades of Grey Poupon my chest

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. They call me The Weaver 'cos I've been spinning women like linen from like way back in the beginning. No relation to Sigourney, guys, sorry.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Wink with one, blink with bloth.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  12. Do I come down to your job at The National Institute for Fellatio Research and disrupt your workday?

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. This condom fits like a glove, which is nice since I have five penises

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. If loving you is so wrong why doesn't this restraining order specifically mention that?

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Hey Toyota, there can only be ONE Highlander. Cool your jets!

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. Old/new

    By rabidgod,
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  17. If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down, if it's bloody tell somebody, if it's toothpaste you're brushing your teeth wrong

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. You're the one for me, fatty. You're the one for me, a-hey-hey. A-hey A-hey A-hey A-he-he-he-hey.

    By therealmorrissey,
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  19. That shirt goes well with your smell!

    By DisCharmingMan,
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  20. Astronauts poop their pants constantly and are national heroes, but a toll booth operator can't even do it twice without some kind of reprimand?

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Let me see that thong. Thanks. Ok nevermind, thought I might have left my keys in there.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. William Hurt, or as he is known to his friends, Bill Ouchies

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. Vladimir Putin on the Ritz Carlton Dance Hall Days of Thunder Lips from Rocky 3, welcome to Stank Town Rodeo

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. There is more than one way to skin a cat. Why would you skin a cat? Well, you wouldn't eat a cat with hair on it, that's just gross.

    By DisCharmingMan,
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  25. These boots were made for walking by the tiny, exhausted hands of child laborers

    By Shampoodler,
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