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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I haven't been this excited since the last time I was this excited!

    By GregS,
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  2. I've heard of "early risers", but...Paul Reisers?

    By JuliaWDHarrison,
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  3. I don't think I'm antibably, so I'm probably probably.

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  4. I don't want to say Harry Potter is based on my life, but my house elf is urging me to pursue legal action.

    By Effigy_Power,
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  5. Fresh milk ...I'll explain your culture ...all purpose flour ...what about MY feelings? ...SWEET CREAMERY BUTTER! That's White Sauce Privilege Bingo!

    By Lamprey,
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  6. I pitied myself as a pocketless pocket-pool player, until I met a pants-wearing man who lacked genitals.

    By Lamprey,
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  7. Alright enough fooling around. Just punch him in the gizzard, Hank, and let's get out of here.

    By BobbyD-Part3,
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  8. Live well or die trying...or try dyeing...or tie-dyeing!

    By BobbyD-Part3,
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  9. It's not head lice - it's midichlorians!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 799 views

  10. Scottsexorcism

    By TiffCesareo,
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  11. Kale is an adequate replacement for cabbage, wrestler named The Macho Man Randy Savage

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Marmalade is my jam, yo. Although I could get in trouble with the jam industry for saying that. There's a subtle distinction, yo.

    By Lamprey,
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    • 548 views

  13. "Goodnight, sweet ladies!" That's what I say to my dollies. Because if I had to call them each by name, it would take all night.

    By Lamprey,
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  14. Camptown ladies sing this song, and are charged an exorbitant royalty fee.

    By Lamprey,
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  15. Jesus didn't YOLO

    By SadBoySatellite,   
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  16. pedal...check. metal...check. force applied on pedal from above in order to render a collision between it and metal inevitable...oh snap! Ive no feet

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. The only way you be grabbing a hold if this peen, is if you show me the green.

    By googergieger,
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  18. My 4th favorite episode of Seinfeld was the one where George takes a dump directly into Donald Trump’s mouth. Boo-ba-boom-ba-chick-a-bom-bom-da-da-da!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 663 views

  19. My favorite Double Dare physical challenge was the one where you had to make a 3 bean medley out of your sibling’s entrails.

    By Kevinpalooza,   
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  20. catchphrase suggestion

    By EvanDailey,
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  21. I like my women how I like my coffee: forgiving of my inability to create analogies.

    By yahoozy,
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  22. Everything I thought of wasn't funny.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  23. No, I was asking if there was a dog tour in the house, but now that you're here maybe you can help my insatiable need to look at many dogs.

    By yahoozy,
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    • 742 views

  24. Attention passengers: this delicious pastry is now the property of the Peruvian government. Remain calm and in your seats.

    By BobbyD-Part3,
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  25. A Sun's career on the horizon stained by clouds of poison smoke, we grasp, he gasps, ...for fresh Comedy Bang Bang

    By Traven Falos,
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