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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fuck Off, Hamburger.

    By thesectch,
    • 1 reply
    • 881 views

  2. Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors, and get out, you atheist scum!

    By scottingtonIV,
    • 1 reply
    • 768 views

  3. Charmed, I'm sure was a T.V. show.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 699 views

  4. Whenever I hear mobsters say “This thing of ours...” I always feel like they’re talking about the carrot cake in the fridge.

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 589 views

  5. Keep your friends close and your falcon closer. Or it will fly away. Take it from an expert.

    By rob_m,
    • 0 replies
    • 587 views

  6. I once broke the law of unintended consequences and found myself staring down the barrel of monkeys.

    By Dhalgren,
    • 0 replies
    • 626 views

  7. Daddy sang bass, Mamma sang tenor, me and little brother are still waiting for our royalty checks 30 years later

    By TylerPetty,
    • 0 replies
    • 798 views

  8. Ketchup and mustard, that's how you dress a hotdog. Sweater and nice pants, that's how you decorate a Scottdog.

    By Mark-kram,
    • 0 replies
    • 610 views

  9. Today we'll be discussing addictive lines: Mambo V Coke, and Bottom V Thin Blue. You there, hit the lights

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
    • 0 replies
    • 711 views

  10. This is The Brain: R u pondering what I'm pondering? This is The Brain on drugs: Damn Pinky, puff puff pass! Narf

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
    • 0 replies
    • 804 views

  11. We'd all like to think of ourselves as good people, but after Tuesdays' Broga class i'm not so sure I can anymore

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 643 views

  12. CHEWING GUM! MAPLE SYRUP! SUPER GLUE! I think this catchphrase is gonna stick.

    By MattCameron,
    • 0 replies
    • 902 views

  13. As a Persian entrepreneur, I've been known to cut a rug.

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 0 replies
    • 701 views

  14. I found an engagement ring in the loo. I'm gonna call it Lou Diamond Phillips.

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 0 replies
    • 720 views

  15. Hill-ladies: volumise your ear-lashes with Ruddys' ear-canal unction, like NOW!

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 667 views

  16. Soon, dear friends, it will all be over. But not this catchphrase. This catchphrase is forever.

    By TheSmallMan,
    • 0 replies
    • 767 views

  17. ...

    By allenpwilliams,
    • 0 replies
    • 735 views

  18. I believe there's a fresh faced dope in all of us,

    By Jake Dingus,
    • 0 replies
    • 747 views

  19. I see grab-ass season has come early again this year.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 742 views

  20. The weird faces Little Steven makes in the 'Glory Days' video give me a 2 hour non-stop waterfall of diarrhea. This is the new permanent catchphrase.

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 574 views

  21. Crack an egg onto my head and watch me make a hair omelette with a curling iron!

    By RonniePickinpaugh,
    • 0 replies
    • 758 views

  22. Spare me your ribs! Skin me your potato! Finger me your chicken!

    By Dhalgren,
    • 0 replies
    • 654 views

  23. The best part of waking up, is Scott Aukerman in your cup!

    By EmilyGaffney,   
    • 0 replies
    • 739 views

  24. When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber. That's when I get my shotgun out. The estate agent who sold me this place really conned me.

    By Thedge,
    • 0 replies
    • 855 views

  25. The early bird catches the worm, but IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M NARCOLEPTIC MOM!

    By EmilyGaffney,   
    • 0 replies
    • 676 views
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