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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If it took a half chicken a half day to lay half an egg, how long would it take a one-legged grasshopper to kick all the seeds off a dill pickle?

    By HotSaucerman,
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    • 741 views

  2. Statistics say, that by the end of this podcast 37 of our listeners will have been diagnosed with Mud Butt. Only with your help can we find a cure.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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    • 633 views

  3. If I could be a sandwich,

    By PaulKaspick,
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    • 765 views

  4. Even with all these diseases coursing through my veins,

    By PaulKaspick,
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    • 708 views

  5. No I'm not your husband,

    By PaulKaspick,
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    • 783 views

  6. I've heard of ham hocks, but Jan Hooks?!

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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    • 719 views

  7. From comedy to more comedy, and everything in-between this is Comedy Bang Bang

    By Plugs Magee,
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    • 772 views

  8. Take me away to the slammer if you must, that is still the sexiest baby I've ever seen.

    By CharlesMeier,
    • 0 replies
    • 601 views

  9. If it weren't for this old weed-whacker, I don't know what I ever would have done about my labia!

    By CharlesMeier,
    • 0 replies
    • 890 views

  10. I'll take the Sgt. Pepperoni's Artichoke Hearts Club Sandwich please, hold the mustard.

    By earpanther,
    • 4 replies
    • 1827 views

  11. Just follow your snart, that's what I do.

    By nonessential,
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    • 735 views

  12. Do the whole show with no catchphrase then say "great catchphrase submission lawguy 55" at the very end right before "Thanks bye bye"

    By lawguy55,
    • 0 replies
    • 674 views

  13. I taught Ralph Lauren how to play polo, and all I got was this stupid shirt.

    By MattCameron,
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    • 742 views

  14. Resisting Ronalds relish we went wilfully to the throneroom of odorous officeworkers and all ablebodied companions curtailed correctly for freedoms' f

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 512 views

  15. I Pounded the Pound of Pound Cake I Pawned at the Pound for a Pound. Then I was Pounded by the Pound Cake. I guess Bobs your Uncle.

    By sodapopcat,
    • 0 replies
    • 709 views

  16. I've been allowed to watch Rated R movies for the last three years.

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 662 views

  17. The room wreaked of shame and cigarettes.

    By Jake Dingus,
    • 0 replies
    • 1348 views

  18. If you ever think you flubbed up too much, just remember Robin Williams in that 90's flick, Bicentennial Man.

    By Jake Dingus,
    • 0 replies
    • 686 views

  19. Flickin' beans and strokin' peens all day babieee!!!

    By Jake Dingus,
    • 0 replies
    • 625 views

  20. This catchphrase would have more views if there were a reply

    By sodapopcat,
    • 3 replies
    • 1234 views

  21. Thats It Ringo Star! This time you gone too Ringo Far!

    By sodapopcat,
    • 0 replies
    • 887 views

  22. Bark bark, I'm a dog

    By DoctorGeniusPHD,
    • 1 reply
    • 1034 views

  23. This is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with explosions.

    By simpgeek,
    • 0 replies
    • 727 views

  24. A handy from Jesus is a hole in one

    By Jake Dingus,
    • 0 replies
    • 756 views

  25. Hick-o-ry dick-o-ry dock................the mouse ran up the clock. FART! FART! FART! OHHHHHHHH!!

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 718 views
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