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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I don't wanna rock right now...

    By LarĂ©eCisco,   
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  2. Comedy Gang Bang

    By sosieshares,
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    • 717 views

  3. Barry Lyndon never sold maple syrup and the wondering woods-people were better off for it!

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  4. I've got a car so fast you can't drive it all day, because you'd get there before dark

    By chadhot,
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  5. The the the the the the, the the the the the the the. The. Then The again.

    By BLOOOR,
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  6. I've heard of office politics, but office afghanistan?

    By Layvee,
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  7. Whistles whistle, but the old man toots

    By MildSaucerman,
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  8. Can’t say I’m a big fan of that new “Double Butthole Buster” ride at Six Flags.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  9. Who's there? How's that? What's this? I think I'll go brush my teeth now.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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  10. (Darth Vader voice) NO LUKE, I AM.....your host Scott Aukerman, this is Comedy Bang Bang.

    By JackRamsey,
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  11. It's your favorite podcast: "Jokes That Induce Laughter, Followed By Two Gunshots in Quick Succession!

    By WAAAAAAALT,   
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  12. Tap Dancer? But I hardly know Dancer. Besides, gross, she's a reindeer.

    By Skeevins,
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  13. You know, when you're a rookie, they can teach you everything about bein' a cop except how to live with a milkshake.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  14. I like the old soap better, it had just the right amount of pneumonia.

    By FernandoPagan,
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  15. Why can't I shit AND get off the pot? Shouldn't be poo-tually exclusive.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Salmonella

    By benstocksays,
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  17. I've heard of catching some rays, but catching some PHRASE? Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By Hot Dog,
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    • 701 views

  18. When life gives you lemons, hey, FREE LEMONS! Not too shabby. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By Hot Dog,
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  19. Just waiting for the reverb from the theme song to die down.

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  20. Only professional conductors with a sense of acoustics can prevent forest choirs.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  21. When you talk about the greatest cities in the world you have to mention New York City. I mean I am legally required to mention it at least twice a

    By Goots,
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  22. xenophobic biro, more like

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. It's kind of sad no one talks about the twin brother, Left-Said Fred.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. If you can't stand the heat, avoid heated circumstances.

    By theoren_1,
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  25. Before I ring up these donuts you’re buying, I have to ask..is it not true, madame, that Rod Stewart is the ugliest human being in history?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 610 views
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