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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Delicious crumpet makes me trumpet as I pump it with a strumpet.

    By Lemonic Lingus,
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  2. And welcome to my tight five. That's what I say to Kulap on a Saturday night, [hold for laughter]. But seriously, what's up with hotdogs?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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    • 220 views

  3. It breaks my heart to think about all the burns that have gone unnoticed since 2013.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 301 views

  4. Sir please, sit down! Those boots are in no way made for walking.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 300 views

  5. Hocus, Pocus, 2004 Ford Focus, I'm the used car magician and people don't like me very much.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 288 views

  6. The following podcast is funded in part by a Ready To *Fart* Grant from the US Department of *Stinky Doo Doo* through the Corporation for *Pubic Podcasting.* And by contributions to your *A-S-S* station from viewers like you. Thank you.

    By Track Package,
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    • 345 views

  7. I see London, I see France, I see Woody Allen, star of the 1998 Dreamworks Film "Antz!"

    By Track Package,
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    • 305 views

  8. Your gonuts make me donuts!

    By Dinkus Maximus,
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  9. We have greens and beans and tomatoes and potatoes and ham and yams and we will slurp this wavy gravy and we will yeet this meat!

    By Woodrith,
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    • 280 views

  10. This ain't checkers, this is the chess/checkers/backgammon collection!

    By Woodrith,
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    • 389 views

  11. If storms make trees take deeper roots then Storm and Thor should team up to help Grandmother Willow and Treebeard to get it on!

    By Woodrith,
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    • 401 views

  12. Face down, ass also down. For the last time, ALL of you is made from down, Mr. McDuck.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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    • 203 views

  13. It's the first podcast of the rest of your life. Which ends at the conclusion of this podcast. This is your only podcast. Sorry for your family's loss.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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    • 182 views

  14. My Dearest Hotdog, I hope this catchphrase finds you well. The winters are cold here. Also, there's a pandemic- so we have a lot of extra time on our hands. How are things with you?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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    • 192 views

  15. This episode brought to you by Bic Lighters. Dig Bic energy!

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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    • 232 views

  16. If you ignore Fred's grieving cry, yabba-DABDA-doo, that's on you. Barney, you dick.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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    • 196 views

  17. Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. Plus, he has some weird foot issues. Freak.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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    • 227 views

  18. A fortunate Scorpius forages, there's no shortages of porridges or Florida oranges. Of course there's no origins of fauna or flora sins but some orcas swim with limp dorsal fins.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  19. Take the whole fam gambling, go grab your kin. Mam's rambling "go max or min!" Damn, all the bramble and gin. BAM! All the bets are in. I'm clamoring.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 203 views

  20. Stuck in a log I made friends with rocks. I got a catalog of nothing but socks so I buy a new pair every brand-new day and I won't give a care to your mama's dismay.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 214 views

  21. Irony died today :(

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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    • 224 views

  22. I was playing Darius Rucker in a game of cards and I said "Hootie and the Go Fish" and everyone laughed

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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    • 205 views

  23. Women go to Jupiter and men drink ten

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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  24. You can’t have a comeback before you have a kumquat, you fruity bitch.

    By drinkingonthejob,
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  25. My flashlight makes my rash bright and itchy too wait hold on oh no it's morphing call 9-1-1 my rash is morphing this is not a joke

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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    • 248 views
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