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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This condom fits like a glove, which is nice since I have five penises

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 624 views

  2. 50 Shades of Grey Poupon my chest

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 535 views

  3. That shirt goes well with your smell!

    By DisCharmingMan,
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    • 434 views

  4. If loving you is so wrong why doesn't this restraining order specifically mention that?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 500 views

  5. Astronauts poop their pants constantly and are national heroes, but a toll booth operator can't even do it twice without some kind of reprimand?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 533 views

  6. You're the one for me, fatty. You're the one for me, a-hey-hey. A-hey A-hey A-hey A-he-he-he-hey.

    By therealmorrissey,
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    • 535 views

  7. If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down, if it's bloody tell somebody, if it's toothpaste you're brushing your teeth wrong

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 607 views

  8. Old/new

    By rabidgod,
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    • 517 views

  9. Hey Toyota, there can only be ONE Highlander. Cool your jets!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 584 views

  10. Bizarro Muhammad Ali is the worst.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 590 views

  11. Do I come down to your job at The National Institute for Fellatio Research and disrupt your workday?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 559 views

  12. Wink with one, blink with bloth.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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    • 609 views

  13. Remember the 90's? Well I don't, which is why I'm here today to talk about concussions. Remember the 90's?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 567 views

  14. Meatball Monday, Taco Tuesday, Weiner Wednesday... My meal plan or sex schedule? Why not both?!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 1258 views

  15. They call me The Weaver 'cos I've been spinning women like linen from like way back in the beginning. No relation to Sigourney, guys, sorry.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 545 views

  16. Robocop has been known to moonlight as a Rentarobocop around the holidays

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. It's just that I don't think it's appropriate for an engineer to wear yoga pants in the studio. I understand you came right from the gym but still.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 581 views

  18. We don't have to take our clothes off, to have a good time.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 592 views

  19. Ol' Blue Eyes loved Ol' Brown Eyes, which is a classier way to say that Frank Sinatra had a thing for anal sex with the elderly.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 571 views

  20. You know what really grinds my gears? Other gears, if they're not properly maintained! I'm a robot.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 496 views

  21. Durun durun don't duwalk duwalk to see Duran Duran!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 640 views

  22. Do the curtains match the carpets? Before you laugh, please remember that I'm a blind prospective homeowner.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 519 views

  23. "Everyone knows cows can't swim" is exactly the kind of stereotypical garbage I'd expect to hear from the lactose intolerant.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 521 views

  24. You blew it all up, you sons of bitches! #sopissed

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 658 views

  25. Relax your back passages for this dick joke catchphrase - I'm sliding it in now, oh there we go. Feels good, huh?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 601 views
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