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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you're happy and you know it slap your glands.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. This morning I encountered a creature who was part robot, part zombie. Spoiler alert: It was my own reflection

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. My parrot is mute; luckily, I can read beaks

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. Funk me, sunk me, groovy battleship

    By donuts,
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  5. Few fans know the J.R.R. in J.R.R. Tolkien stands for Jim Ricky Randy.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. One of my fave guys is Ninja Jimmy - his cock is fat, while his butthole skinny.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. C-word tent? My FAVE!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Hipster, cripster - come over to my house and fuck my sister!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Delaneys' Donkey obviously suffered from sleep apnea, so you children shouldn't laugh.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Who killed my erection, Hagatha Christie?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Well at least I'm not stinking DOWN the place, right Lieutenant?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. I'm trapped in a prison of my own making; my land development company built this facility before I was jailed for corruption

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Teacher! Teacher! The man wants to confront me, HELP!!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. There's a lot more horsemeat in this jello pudding pop than I was expecting

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. And her smile shone more brilliant than the glint of a thousand recently bleached public urinals.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. What part of "briff mawp grabble" don't you understand?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Sorry, I can't engage with your right now - I need to mindlessly scroll through my phone's default settings

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Shits: I often take them, but rarely give them

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Title IX? Lookin' fine.

    By Beauregard_the_Dog,
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  20. The Sisterhood of The Traveling Shit-Stained Pants will not be seen tonight or ever for that matter.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. This shit is ripe for the taking

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. I tried to catch the thief who's been stealing my family's ties, but he Michael J. Outfoxed me

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. A clockwork orange is the new black stallion

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. Turns out I've been mispronouncing The Ballad of John and Yoko for years and it's not an advertisement for testicles.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, but was quickly caught and destroyed by Farmer Brown who don't screw around.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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