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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Trump in the hand is worth two in the George Bush.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  2. If life hands you lemons, tell life to go fuck itself

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 440 views

  3. For future reference, don't scratch your balls during the moment of silence

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. Eh no linguist is saying it like a Canadian cake muncher

    By FishButt,   
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  5. Lonesome George, the last Pinta Island Tortoise in existence, died in 2012. Finally!

    By AndrewBever,
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  6. War, huh, good god y'all, what is it good for? Oh yeah, the enrichment of the military industrial complex, I forgot

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Not to get all political here, but I'm pretty cheesed off that the stewardess ran out of dinner rolls before I got any

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. People keep saying I have a magnetic personality, but I think its just a polite way for them to call me bipolar.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  9. I wish they'd invent a one-handed game controller so I can play Tomb Raider on my own terms

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. Recycling tip: If your catchphrase doesn't make it onto the podcast, you can re-use it at the New Yorker Caption Contest

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 427 views

  11. Alone in the elevator, with the doors starting to close, I eased out a long, stinky fart when I suddenly heard my boss shout, "Hold that elevator!"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 321 views

  12. Get a room, YouTube!

    By smitty,
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  13. Why does Monk have hair? Monk's are bald. Stupid Monk.

    By piemanpie24,
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  14. Be sure to like and subscribe for more of me reacting to beastiality videos!

    By smitty,
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    • 515 views

  15. If a train leaves the station at 5:30 pm at a speed of, oh crap I'm late!

    By AndrewBever,
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  16. Carl took Carl's bag to Carlsbad to see Carl's dad 'cause he's Carl's rad!

    By AndrewBever,
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  17. We are going to get paid for these, right?

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 438 views

  18. Lap dance? I thought it was LARP dance. So I wore my Jon Snow outfit for nothing!?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  19. Where Waldo was a weirdo world with Wim Wenders' window washers

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  20. I've said "Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!" before and I'll say "Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!" again. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By Would pile,
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  21. All in all, Entourage was pretty dank, I give it a 69 out of 420

    By smitty,
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  22. If ballet can can cans and the waltz can can cans, I bet the can-can can can cans.

    By AndrewBever,
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    • 555 views

  23. Once you go Scott, you burn a lot.

    By ashinyobject,
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  24. Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum, a pirate's wife for me

    By Roobstickles,
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  25. Where's Waldo was a weirdo world with Wim Wenders' window washers.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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    • 428 views
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