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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. For old bang, bang times, my dear, for old bang, bang times.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  2. Diamond Dallas Page twelve gauge lip rage.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  3. The musical question, Who's gonna ride your wild horses, makes no sense. How do you own wild horses? Terrible Bono, blech.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  4. Third salad's a charm, said Jimmy 3-Salads. He got his nickname because he was always making 3 salads.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. Last time I heard the phrase "The Force Awakens" was at my Viagra doctor's office. I'm old and my penis doesn't work, you see. Also, Star Wars.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Hey! See Johnny Appleseed, throwing seeds in the hay like some sort of hayseed?

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Get your cooties from a whore tonight

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. My managers' ménage a trois midnight menagerie mixes marshmellows, mushrooms, molly, millenarianism, mountaineering, microscopes, macroverses, midwife

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Ewokalula: shes my baby

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. You load 16 tons, what do you get, a big ole paycheck for a job well done. Can we break up these Unions already! #Reagan 2016

    By Frenchfries,
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  11. Water under the bridge and plankton under the water.

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. All things must come to an end. You could make an orgasim joke about that if you want, but it'd be pretty hacky.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. We had the documents in our hands and we put those documents together, then apart, then together again. The sound of those documents was deafening.

    By Dhalgren,
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  14. Well bleach my butt and call me Jenny!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. Happiness is wearing at least four different scarves on any given day.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  16. I prefer a Clean Rain-scented toilet bowl cleaner to Spring Mountain Fresh.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  17. "Holmes, you've done it again!" I cried, to which my friend replied, "Yes Watson, 40 fire-hot buffalo wings in a single sitting!"

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. Dad, please stop farting. It's tearing this family apart.

    By piemanpie24,
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  19. I can't wait for December 17th!! I have midnight tickets for The Creation of Meaning!!!!

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  20. If we don't teach our children to arm-wrestle we'll only have ourselves to blame.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Mi pasta su pasta but mi Eggo mi Eggo so leggo.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Smooth as a Bay bees' behind. Michael hand-sands those fuzzy fuckers himself.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Listen up, 'cause here's the deal: it's very difficult to live underneath a volcano.

    By mwn,   
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  24. What is it good for? Absolutely fuckin' up some Russians. Say it again.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. The force awakens at the most awkward times, like when I'm jogging.

    By Shampoodler,
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