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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ku lap, more like cool cat and I'm hot saucer milk. Lick me up before you go, go. Oh yeah!

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  2. I went to the grocery to get some groceries, but the groceries I got from the grocery were gross peas.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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    • 391 views

  3. ¿Qué pasa, Kielbasa?

    By TaupeBanana,
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    • 368 views

  4. Like mayonnaise through the timekeeper, these are the days of our lives

    By KristophShapercutter,
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    • 460 views

  5. Wing-dings, silly little font, no time for you in Billy's spittle jaunt (he likes Arial Bold and Impact)

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 451 views

  6. Respec ma neck when I flex my pecs mon!

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. A partridge in a pear tree? What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? You know what, just get out.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 800 views

  8. Screamin' like a banshee...

    By Steven_Tigerowski,
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  9. Nothing is certain but death and taxes, oh and George Michael stubble will be forever sexy.

    By Steven_Tigerowski,
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    • 456 views

  10. What's the sodium content of this soup? I feel like I'm eating out Lot's wife!

    By Steven_Tigerowski,
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  11. Yay, it's 4:20!!!!! Bongs and stuff!!! Oh no....it's 4:21. Dongs to fluff.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 460 views

  12. Walrus - Karen. Karen - Walrus.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 358 views

  13. Weightlifters, you've got it all wrong. Lift with the back, you big dumbbell.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 422 views

  14. 2016. The year 2001 always dreamed of being but fell short due to poor life decisions, substance abuse, and just plain bad luck.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 420 views

  15. My catchphrase was said on the air and all I got was this lousy t-shirt (and an legendary case of herpes)

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 457 views

  16. I used to enjoy having sex with a warmed up Jell-O pudding cup in a Subway restroom, but now it just feels creepy.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 397 views

  17. "I'm not a fan... " said the AC

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 446 views

  18. For what died the sons of Roisin? Was it Creed?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 385 views

  19. I'm the rap games' Scott Aukerman and I'm here to say: Christmas is important and it's here to stay

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 370 views

  20. Keep 'em comin' Mr. Drummond

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 387 views

  21. Hey nong, Grey Poupon your favorite thong? Man...

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. and then a lull settled...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 413 views

  23. Coffee? Bah humbug. That's just fancied-up water for the poors. Bring me my virgin tear colada

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 425 views

  24. guano, shurley?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 390 views

  25. you see the mirror works both ways, oh wait... now mine doesn't

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 360 views
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