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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If I had a dime for every time I never made a dime in this business, my dime store would be overrun with excess inventory

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Vanilla Ice, pubic lice, together they are twice as nice

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. A snake walks into a bar.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. As the sun sets on the Obama administration, we must ask of our nation's political cartoonists: who drew Barry more?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Festering wounds all up in your belly hole? Time to cream some Neosporridge Ointmeal in your bowl.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  6. Tapir gussets frock so everybody wins this round of Frock-tapir-fritters

    By bale_of_hail,
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  7. I scream, you scream, we all scream... stop screaming everyone, I'm trying to remember how this thing ends!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. How much Woodchuck would James Woods upchuck, if James Woods butt chugged Woodchuck?

    By CodyTidmore,
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  9. Once I was great, a man of splendor, now I get gas, when I use Splenda

    By Frenchfries,
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  10. I'm retiring from the catchphrase game. Thanks and good luck.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  11. I am become death, destroyer of worlds; I am Jeremy Piven's mercury poisoning.

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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  12. I love the way you love me. Although now my carpet is ruined.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  13. Make hay whilst the sun shines. Unless you hate hay. In which case, make some pancakes!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  14. I've been tormented by the demons since my youth. Thankfully its mostly light stuff, furry handcuffs, etc..

    By Frenchfries,
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  15. Special Comedy Bang Unit

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  16. A running nose often requires two shoes.

    By Damocles Codswallop,
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  17. Counselor Vanilli, for the last time, please refrain from blaming your client's criminal behavior on "the rain".

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. "My mayonnaise Goddess has got the pickle shits, Daddy". This sentence has never been spoken by a human before.

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Cool off, hottentot!

    By Smozi,
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  20. There is a beauty in the way a frog catches a fly, if you look close enough. I mean just look at those froggy titties, hubba hubba

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. He may be Homey D. Clown, but he's my homey and you haven't the right to call him a clown.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  22. This will be the last time I tell you: I never repeat myself.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  23. Dam the river, damn the torpedoes, and damn you!

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  24. Jenny was a friend of my mine Mr. Brightside, stop frowning and smile like you mean it, somebody told me everything will be alright

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  25. Subtract five and you have the Jackson Zero

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 373 views
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