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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. New catchphrase suggestions: keeping "comedy writers" in the "spotlight" since 2009

    By Pure Guava,
    • 2 replies
    • 607 views

  2. Coffee? Bah humbug. That's just fancied-up water for the poors. Bring me my virgin tear colada

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 425 views

  3. Wing-dings, silly little font, no time for you in Billy's spittle jaunt (he likes Arial Bold and Impact)

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 451 views

  4. For what died the sons of Roisin? Was it Creed?

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 385 views

  5. and then a lull settled...

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 413 views

  6. Hey nong, Grey Poupon your favorite thong? Man...

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 383 views

  7. Keep 'em comin' Mr. Drummond

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 387 views

  8. I'm the rap games' Scott Aukerman and I'm here to say: Christmas is important and it's here to stay

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 370 views

  9. Sunburned mumblr, posting Simpsons' quotes on Tumblr, brave behind a keyboard but in real life I'm a bumblr

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 397 views

  10. I used to enjoy having sex with a warmed up Jell-O pudding cup in a Subway restroom, but now it just feels creepy.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 397 views

  11. My catchphrase was said on the air and all I got was this lousy t-shirt (and an legendary case of herpes)

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 457 views

  12. 2016. The year 2001 always dreamed of being but fell short due to poor life decisions, substance abuse, and just plain bad luck.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 420 views

  13. Yay, it's 4:20!!!!! Bongs and stuff!!! Oh no....it's 4:21. Dongs to fluff.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 460 views

  14. Weightlifters, you've got it all wrong. Lift with the back, you big dumbbell.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 422 views

  15. "Man is liable to receive from the lower animals, and to communicate to them, certain diseases"

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 354 views

  16. Walrus - Karen. Karen - Walrus.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 358 views

  17. I've read suicide notes funnier - like check out Robin Williams' one - it's hilarious, no? Unless he stole it, but even still.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 4 replies
    • 665 views

  18. What's the sodium content of this soup? I feel like I'm eating out Lot's wife!

    By Steven_Tigerowski,
    • 0 replies
    • 389 views

  19. Nothing is certain but death and taxes, oh and George Michael stubble will be forever sexy.

    By Steven_Tigerowski,
    • 0 replies
    • 456 views

  20. Pop! pop! Watching stocks drop.

    By Steven_Tigerowski,
    • 0 replies
    • 446 views

  21. Screamin' like a banshee...

    By Steven_Tigerowski,
    • 0 replies
    • 411 views

  22. A partridge in a pear tree? What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? You know what, just get out.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 800 views

  23. Respec ma neck when I flex my pecs mon!

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 708 views

  24. The voblex has subpar suggestions, not even complex, more concave than convex, but more intelligent than certain aspects of inspector rex's spandex

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 6 replies
    • 1302 views

  25. Like mayonnaise through the timekeeper, these are the days of our lives

    By KristophShapercutter,
    • 0 replies
    • 460 views
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