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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My pee smells like ham

    By Rwanda Sykes,   
    • 1 reply
    • 942 views

  2. Maybe I did plow down those villagers in Vietnam. Maybe my mind's gone because of the war. Maybe I was born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 670 views

  3. Feeling corny

    By hugLife,
    • 0 replies
    • 837 views

  4. I am all alone. I am dead inside. Nobody loves me.

    By ashinyobject,
    • 1 reply
    • 892 views

  5. How do I like my buffalo wings? Why, B-B-B-B-BONELESS-S-S-S of course!

    By Spotting Waldo,
    • 0 replies
    • 918 views

  6. Raising the comedic bar..

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 608 views

  7. Let the turkeys

    By guicemann,
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    • 684 views

  8. It's like that time I hosted the Oscars in my Ben Vereen pants...

    By BrentJensen,   
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    • 732 views

  9. The Turkey twerked his tired tail,The Cranberries comboed well with cooked Kale,and sad Scotty Scott simply sat,slowly singing Vicki Vale,Vicki Vale

    By sodapopcat,
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    • 774 views

  10. I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine...

    By Bernard_Shakey,
    • 0 replies
    • 745 views

  11. Mr. Gorbachev - Tear down this 4th wall.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
    • 0 replies
    • 700 views

  12. Let's do some weird comedy!

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 710 views

  13. Jewish Elvis has left the bagel

    By Bernard_Shakey,
    • 0 replies
    • 717 views

  14. That's strike TWO, Krang! - if I catch you playing footsie with my sister once more you're banned from Thanksgiving dinner

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 781 views

  15. Happy American Thanksgiving, Canadians!

    By Johnny Unusual,
    • 1 reply
    • 817 views

  16. Unclasp your neckbrace and throw away the pregnancy tests, Jackie Chan just saved the Titanic!!!

    By Jake Dingus,
    • 0 replies
    • 871 views

  17. Sure, to the beat of the rhythm of the night; but what of the day and its own rhythms?

    By CPiz,
    • 0 replies
    • 679 views

  18. I AM DRUNK WITH POWER!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 671 views

  19. The smell of my farts is like a fine wine, and even a fine wine is going to make you throw up from time to time, Grandma.

    By CPiz,
    • 0 replies
    • 677 views

  20. Bachelor party? I thought you said "spatula party." What the hell am I gonna do with all these spatulas?

    By legrowfosho,
    • 0 replies
    • 1036 views

  21. Applesauce?!

    By AC_ofSpades,
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    • 632 views

  22. I made a sandwich and then the sandwich that I made turned out to be not the sandwich I intended. Should I consult a therapist?

    By AM Gems,
    • 0 replies
    • 607 views

  23. Everyone has skeletons in the closet but

    By guicemann,
    • 0 replies
    • 731 views

  24. Ding Dong You Done Gone And Got Got Buddy Boy!

    By thestray,
    • 0 replies
    • 1102 views

  25. If straws keep breaking your camel's back, you need a better camel guy.

    By AC_ofSpades,
    • 0 replies
    • 581 views
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