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Men & Women, this week’s Professor Blastoff is for you! We check in with the professor and get into the topic of Feminism with our guest Sascha Cohen! Sascha joins Tig, Kyle, and David to discuss marriage today, gender roles, and the many end goals of feminism. Oh yeah, there’s poo & pee stories in here as well!

This week’s episode of Who Charted? is full of quality ingredients! We welcome Dave Hill as he tells us about his run in with Drake during the Top Country Songs music chart! Dave lets us in on his movie watching techniques and his love of animation with the Movie Chart. Plus, we hear about Dave’s real and fictional bands with a game of Chart Roulette!

As Summah comes to an end, it’s time to unwind and listen to this week’s Two Charted!Get Sautéed with Howard & Kulap as they countdown their personal charts and explore fucktables, reunions, Howard’s first kiss, and the Official First President of Summah. Plus, an update on the new Dragon Boy Suede album!

Ever wanted more debates about half-boners on podcasts? Then look no further as Eliza Skinner returns with tales of her cat’s close relationship with a stuffed rabbit, gross bachelor parties, and catching people have public hotel sex. Also, Elizabeth has a revelation about present day Oprah. Enjoy!

The versatile Brandon Johnson joins Ronna and Beverly to talk about how his stand-up hustle lead him to open for Adam Sandler, his time as a Sous-chef for Jerry Bruckheimer, and being a carpenter in his spare time. Also, Beverly confesses about a recent connection she made on a cruise.

Are the guys flying solo this week? Shhh...it’s our little secret. Dan Van Kirk delivers some stories that include Bin Laden’s translator wanting an apology from Lebron James, U.S. Olympic track star Nick Symmonds gunning for the world record of the Beer Mile, and a babysitter who decided to take a beauty nap in a hotel parking lot. So be sure to punch a waterfall, kill a spider, and enjoy this midweek snack!

Ladies of Baton Rouge and Boise, get excited! Consider this your double doubs with Nick Kroll and Wie-Wie. Nick, and his dreamy eyelids, join Howard and Kulap to discuss the dance/club play song chart, the movies chart, and play a game of Chart Goose. Nick also demonstrates his encyclopedic prowess of Kelly Clarkson, JLo, and the Simpson sisters. This episode's more seductive than roller boogie! Chartists, don't forget to RSVP to Howard's Summahfest July 28 in Hollywood.

Sklarbro Country is filled with lady energy this week thanks to our guest Julie Klausner! Julie tells us about being a pop-culture nut as a kid, how Patton Oswalt urged her to start her podcast, and why her twenties mirrored the show Girls. We ask why Maria Sharapova is selling candy and why Gino Romano is filing lawsuits against the Kardashian clan during Quick Hits! To share his side of the story, we are also joined by Bruce Jenner for the truth behind Gino Romano’s accusations.

Joe Wengert, Danielle Schneider, and Mike Still have some unfinished business cards to attend to. So make yourself some garlic nachos and enjoy this week’s bonus episode of improv4humans!

Take a vacation in a nice hotel and enjoy this week’s improv4humans! Our guests Joe Wengert, Danielle Schneider, and Mike Still will keep you company as they join Matt Besser to create scenes about the funniest rabbi at a funeral, surfers explaining their lingo, Joe’s personal BBQ ritual, knock-off movie pitches, and seducing dogs. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Feeling a bit of Olympic withdrawal? Get over it with this week’s Two Charted! Howard’s personal chart involves a possible trip overseas, the charisma of past Presidents, and a preview of a new Dragon Boy Suede track. Kulap’s chart on the other hand is a love letter to Vancouver featuring a cameo from Brody Stevens. So sit back, take an in summation sip of a beverage, and enjoy the rest of Summah!

We are overjoyed to have Jon Lajoie with us on this week’s Totally Laime! He’s willing to share stories of women approaching him on the road, becoming a comedian after being a serious actor, and how easy it is to get a weed card. Elizabeth & Andy also discuss the idea of smoking pot with Andy’s 70 year old mother. Enjoy!

We’re keeping it positive this week with newlywed Allison Miller! Allison talks about recent strange sorority happenings, how she took playing piano seriously as a child, and Toddlers & Tiaras. We also get into what the perfect date would be with Oprah! Enjoy!

Fred Stoller does not hold back during this week’s Sklarbro County! Fred drops in to talk about being the 10 day contract guy, loving to root against the empire, and being mistaken as a guy who can’t drive. Dan Van Kirk brings in stories that include a dumb-ass Cowboy fan, Crocs founder George Boedecker blaming his DUI on Taylor Swift, and a drunk sleeping man who cheated death. We are also treated to a series of voicemails from a drunk Sam Elliott.

The rookie and grizzled veteran are back this week with an episode of Love, Dad! Dave & Jeff discuss sharing attention with multiple children, proving dads are funny with the clean joke of the week, and being prepared with the responsibility of spending a one-on-one day with your child. Also, Dave & Jeff share a tool of the week and offer each other a little mutual advice on balancing time.

Are you ready for some hard strong love for pets today? This week’s bonus episode of improv4humans has guests Adam Pally, Seth Morris, and Gil Ozeri discuss if cats are a feminine pet and search for a pet of their own that they can show some aggressive love to.

What do we do improv for? Freedom? Babies? Urine-soaked potato salad? Colton Dunn, Jeff Hiller, and Danielle Schneider use worst summer stories submitted by improv4humans fans and crazy YouTube clips to inspire scenes about dance shoes, rainbows, and strip searches. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Three words: Giant Mechanical Spider. Any movie where Will Smith literally raps the title theme is a perfect candidate for How Did This Get Made?! We also get an update on the How Did This Get Made? Awards! Plus listener questions are answered!

You don’t have to search for the nearest two-story church to enjoy this week’s Sklarbro Country! Rory Scovel joins Randy & Jason to discuss his love of making pre-game soccer speeches, experimenting with his creepy German side, and the power of crowds. We also discover more of Rory’s past connection to sports during Quick Hits! Plus, a very gaunt Matthew McConaughey returns to the calming shores to share his experience of mentoring Ryan Lochte through his M.D.M. School of Acting.

John Ross Bowie, a jack of all trades, drops by to talk about David Bowie’s eyes, playing an alpha-nerd, and his book on the movie Heathers. The ladies also explain the definition of a sex pest to Bowie and try to figure out a solution to a poison ivy outbreak possibly caused by a certain ice-cream scooper.

Not one, but two Perettis join Ku-Ku & Wie-Wie on this week’s Who Charted! Chelsea Peretti drops in with Howard & Kulap for an inspection of her mom’s fanny pack, delve into the duality of Drake with the R&B/Hip-Hop chart, explain the visual masterpiece that is Magic Mike, and show her support of Ray J. Plus, we find out that Chelsea has a lot in common with Joan Rivers with the help of Hermes the Chart Goose!

Want to pass something along to a friend but don’t want to have an awkward conversation about returning it later? Pass along this week’s episode of improv4humans as guests Sean Conroy, Brian Huskey, and John Gemberling create scenes about dinosaur museums, questionable fast food chain policies, and peanut butter creatures. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Take your victory lap this week with a new Sklarbro County! Jason Nash joins Randy & Jason in studio to make a formal offer to Bruce Jenner, contribute in an Olympics wrap-up, and help bring some crazy stories to life. Insane stories that are covered include a couple of Olympians who were too quick to celebrate, a judo match won with weed, and Randy Travis not wearing his regular clothes. We also have a special voicemail left by Bob Costas reporting from the Olympic games.

It’s been a rough couple of weeks for everyone here at Professor Blastoff so this is a departure from a regular episode. Tig, Kyle, and David look at the positives and appreciate all the fans that are reaching out to offer help. We get Tig’s recollection of her infamous Largo set, her astonishment on how quickly word spread, and the future of Professor Blastoff.

Welcome to the first episode of Love, Dad! Each week Dave Koechner & Jeff Ullrich will try to figure out how to be better dads. A general episode will consist of Dave’s clean joke of the week, answering listener questions, tackling a challenge of the week, and a tool/tip of the week. In this week’s episode, Dave & Jeff explore the question of why they decided to have kids.