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As summer waxes and the Great Depression wanes, it seems like the perfect time to get out of town and relax! Unfortunately, the Apple Sisters are too committed to bringing you a great show every week so they don't have time for a week off! Thus we present to you the Staycation episode, a chance to escape reality all while plugged into your radio. Grab a towel from Buddy's Beach Blow-Out and follow the girls as they take a mental trip to Hawaii! Postcards can be sent to the ladies on Facebook and here on the Earwolf forums and be sure to see them live at Largo on July 25 (tickets available at Laughstub).

Our first elimination week comes to a close with, well, an elimination. As tough as it was, our judges have chosen the three weakest intros and unfortunately one will leave the competition. Did we make the right call? Who are your favorites so far? Talk it up in the forums and on Facebook.

Like a proud preggo with her first ultrasound, Drew, Nicol and Sona are bringing you some sketch comedy whether you like it or not! You can try to avoid it like a salesman at the opera, but pretty soon you'll be lulled in by the gentle tones and your fate will be inescapable! You get another episode of The Actor's Little Corner, so take an Ativan and try to relax. We'll make this as painless as possible.

We're doing things a little bit differently this week because, well, our beautiful guest Kelly Osbourne does things a little bit differently. Part rock royalty, part fashionista, Kelly joins Drew and past guest Selene Luna to talk a bit about growing up in the public eye and how she became the lovely young woman that she is today. She has regrets (mainly in the tattoo department), and aspirations (did you know she just filmed a movie with Miley Cyrus?), but mostly she is just a fun, smart, witty lady who loves her family and her dogs. I defy you to not fall in love with her!

Freedom is the most beautiful gift this world has to offer. By contrast, strictly-enforced limitations are hell on earth. Take joy in your freedoms while Bob lists that which he is no longer allowed to do.

At some point between Selena and American Idol, JLo began to fancy herself a comedian. This revelation blessed us with awful films like The Wedding Planner, Monster-in-Law, and this week's movie The Back-up Plan. Don't start making up excuses to miss this movie, unless of course you're going to send them in to be read on air. Enjoy and see you next week!

Today Bob offers up a product review for the Men's Cronus Hook-and-Loop Slipper by Propet. If you're experiencing any slipper-based discomfort, tarry not and listen before it's too late!

Today Bob offers up a product review for the Men's Cronus Hook-and-Loop Slipper by Propet. If you're experiencing any slipper-based discomfort, tarry not and listen before it's too late!

Troublemakers and Evil Twins of the world, this is the show for you! Whether you're the type to beat up an eight-year-old at a football game, to wear pink cleats in opposition of your coach, or to commit the heinous crime of putting Johnny B. Goode on a jukebox, you'll find something for you in this episode. The gentleman comedian Paul F. Tompkins talks about his rebellious decision to drink eight pints of beer while recording a stand-up special, and tells us how he holds his own in conversation with sports fans. The ultimate troublemaker Tiger Woods displays his trademark eloquence this week with his latest update on golf, his career, and his golfing career. If you're still in the mood to make some mischief, go vote for Sklarbro Country at the Podcast Awards and check out the fabulous Pod F. Tompkast. For additional comedy relief, check out the early 90's Miami Dolphins attempting to recreate M.C. Hammer's 'Cant Touch This'.

It's been a big news week and yes, we will get to all the major current events. Not only do we cover the bisexual softball controversy and Boris Becker's gardening battle, but we have Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest runner-up Patrick Bertoletti on the phone! Our beautifully nerdy guest Aisha Tyler discusses the life of a collegiate athlete and how she "beat out a Bonet" to get on Friends, and back by popular demand is Sam Elliott who celebrates Independence Day and women's soccer with his famous promos. It's summer and the heat is on, so enjoy the relaxing breeze on the calming shores of Sklarbro Country!

From time to time, Bob will use Affirmation Nation as a podium for some of his favorite tweets. This is the third of these Twitter Covers. Follow @BobDucca for more gems like these.

Today is day two of the Earwolf Challenge and its time to meet some more contestants. First off we have Ham Radio which features Brett Hamil writing, performing and editing sketches all by himself. Next we get a look inside the married home of Elizabeth and Andy, host and “psychic” of Totally Laime who pride themselves on asking the most important people the least important questions. We also have Television Zombies whose love of sci-fi and fantasy strikes a chord with Matt. We end todays episode with The F Plus who offer us a look at the most awful garbage the internet has to offer. Just three more contestants left to meet, so stop by back tomorrow to get to know them!

If Bob can make one point known it is that knee pain is a serious problem. Listener Zach seeks advisement on dealing with this embarrassing and painful ailment and gets some spiritual guidance in return.

Got a smelly septum? Listener Shamus sure does! If you've had trouble finding the right deodorant to fix your fragrance problem, let Bob assist you down the metaphorical antiperspirant aisle.

Welcome to The Earwolf Challenge, Americas first reality podcast! For the next ten weeks Matt Besser and Engineer Frank will help us find the next Earwolf podcast, but for now lets just get to know our competitors. Meet The Fort Podcast where comedians Mike, Kevin and Ed discuss girls and games and do sketches with comedian guests. Hear Bob and Dan of the aptly named Bob and Dan Cast and their request to be the underdog of the contest. Lastly, we hear from The Complete Guide to Everything, the podcast intent on putting Wikipedia out of business. We have seven more contestants to meet so stick around for the next two days and head to the forums to tell us what you think so far!

I think all our listeners have the same question of Bob, and only Drew has been courageous enough to ask: How did he loose his virginity? The story is touching, and at times criminal, but beautiful nonetheless.

From time to time, Bob will use Affirmation Nation as a podium for some of his favorite tweets. This is the fourth of these Twitter Covers. Follow @BobDucca for more gems like these.

It's Stars and Stripes Forever (or at least for one day) on The Apple Sisters as we celebrate our independence! The girls use their powers of performance to bring the listeners a look at the writing of the constitution. They even summon a visit from Mr. John Hancock himself! Which freedoms are you thankful for, lovely listeners? Leave them here on Earwolf, or over on The Apple Sisters'facebook page.

Welcome to The Earwolf Challenge, Americas first reality podcast! For the next ten weeks Matt Besser and Engineer Frank will help us find the next Earwolf podcast, but for now lets just get to know our competitors. Meet The Fort Podcast where comedians Mike, Kevin and Ed discuss girls and games and do sketches with comedian guests. Hear Bob and Dan of the aptly named Bob and Dan Cast and their request to be the underdog of the contest. Lastly, we hear from The Complete Guide to Everything, the podcast intent on putting Wikipedia out of business. We have seven more contestants to meet so stick around for the next two days and head to the forums to tell us what you think so far!

From time to time, Bob will use Affirmation Nation as a podium for some of his favorite tweets. This is the second of these Twitter Covers. Follow @BobDucca for more gems like these.

Listener Nicole brings a very important issue to Affirmation Nation: Food Interfacing. Learn today how Bob manages his relationship with gluttony and food-based shame. Thanks Nicole!

Today we take a not-so-glamorous look at the seedy underbelly of, you guessed it, the theatre! The artform, as beautiful as it may be, is condusive to some of the most disgusting behavior imaginable and Drew, Daniel and Karen have seen it all. From the overzealous organ players to the children's entertainer trying to make it in an adult production, we know how it goes. From serious performers like Richard Simmons and the Snapple lady to sad trainwrecks like the Jersey Shore folks, it's all here. Everything but Reno Sweeney who was thankfully not cast in this episode.

From time to time, Bob will use Affirmation Nation as a podium for some of his favorite tweets. This is the first of these Twitter Covers. Follow @BobDucca for more gems like these.

Happy to help those in need, Bob has taken to answering letters from some of our listeners. Today's letter comes from Mike, a nice guy in need of a great friend. Best of luck, Mike!

If there is anything Bob is an expert on, it's being a step-father. Listener Benjamin seeks out his advice for relating to his own step-parent and receives a beautiful message of encouragement in response.