Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend

[Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend]

We didn't get a popcorn gallery this week because we didn't do well enough on the forums. Hayes and Sean decided to take it away from us because we failed them. You should all be ashamed.

 

I am bad at this and also I have been properly shamed. I will take hiatus until I'm either better, or day drunk.. which are samesies. Bye. Sorry #teamtreese. Joe McGurl is real handsome like a bull on parade.

[Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend]

I obviously appreciate the work sillylillyquee put in there but you did that "da real MVP" joke. I know this is the internet too but I come here to avoid those reddit jokes... Am I the only one that feels this?

 

Yep, you caught me. I'm reddit.

[Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend]

Sillylillyquee, you da real MVP.

 

I would offer to buy you the pro version, but my debit card is over it's credit limit.

[Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend]

OK, so maybe you are nice and funny and handsome, but that doesn't mean I have to like you.

 

Anyway, here's my cat.

 

[Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend]

 

Sorry, scrub. Gas stations in Pennsylvania are self-pump and Big Papa Joe has so much casheesh that he never has to worry about stooping to such low levels of service. Come to think of it though, my fuckin sick ass new lambo is a little low on fuel...why don't you go down to the gas station and fill 'er up for me. Pick me up a slurpee while you're at it. Thanks, you're a real gem, babe.

 

Awww, Joey... What a vivid imagination you have. That story is almost as cute as that thing you call a mustache. There are only two Big Papas around here, da boys. Speaking of Big Papa Clem Dawg, I will quote him, in reference to you - "You think I give a fuck what you say, dude?"

 

 

[Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend]

 

Oh, bub. You've made a dangerous enemy. I haven't felt this much fire in my heart since me and Tim first beefed. I'm gonna fuckin wipe the floor with you chump. HOO BOY. You think you can fuckin touch me, baby?!? I'M GOLD BABY!!!!!

 

I'll see you on the streets, Lyndon.

 

 

I'll remember that when you're doing pumping my gas one day, bully.

[Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend]

#teamtreese took a big hit today, but I was vindicated in my decision to join when Joe McGurl continued his inability afford the pro version.

[Episode 78 — Listeners Again, Our Close Friends]

OK, but in return I would like to be considered for some of those sweet Popcorn Gallery 'zids.

[Episode 78 — Listeners Again, Our Close Friends]

This is a dangerous game you're getting involved in Lyndon. Nothing good can come from this.

 

OK, I retract my statement(s).

 

 

Thanks,

Lydon (Please don't call me Lyndon)

[Episode 78 — Listeners Again, Our Close Friends]

Great first question, Lyndon

 

You don't want this kind of heat Joe McGurl. I'm willing to form an alliance with #TeamTreese and finally destroy you.

 

 

Thanks,

Lydon (Please don't call my Lyndon)

[Episode 78 — Listeners Again, Our Close Friends]

Mary,

 

Can you explain the infield fly rule? I was going to ask my dad but it turns out he left when I was a baby.

 

 

Thanks,

Lydon (Please don't call me Lyndon)

[Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend]

*I'm so excited* for TGIGOTGOST on WSGLL that I might just take a bunch of caffeine pills.

[Episode 68 — Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend]

I could listen to them put Proposition Phil on blast all day.

 

Also hi, I'm new. Sorry.