Damn. I'm sold.
Also:
Island of Doctor Moreau
Bad Lieuntenant! (it's a crazy movie. I don't know if it's really a bad one. but oh so much great Cage)
The Happening (probably the worst movie I've ever seen)
Correction:
"The shot of a man's ass---and I think I speak for most women---does nothing."
I love June, but she doesn't speak for me on this one. I think a lot of ladies appreciate a good ass shot.