marshall mellow

Hi everyone. Shocked to see I'm not at the bottom of the league yet. I'm confident I will get there though. Also, Survivor needs more villains imho. If Bradley was meant to be a villain because he got abit hangry, then I think we are in trouble ! I'm not saying we need to go full blown Worlds Apart or anything, but maybe another entertaining villain like Tony ?

Here is Team Redemption coming in for the win ! Challenge Beast: Morgan The Strategist: Brendan The Black Widow AKA the Parvati Award: Stephanie J The Cutthroat: Bradley The Old Schooler/ Loyalist: Wendell Under The Radar: Kellyn Wildcard: Donathan Bench Player: Jenna Final 3 Prediction: Morgan, Kellyn, Wendell Winner Pick: Morgan Putting all my money on Morgan because idk, she reminds me of Kim Spradlin ?? Can't wait to be proved wrong about that.

I'm scared #TooScary

We all love Survivor and it's crazy idols and plot twists and advantages right ? Otherwise the guy that they want to win doesn't win ! We love it. So, in the spirit of this season, I propose a last minute twist to the league, to really shake things up. Here's the twist that you did not see coming ....... Points are actually bad and paint a target on your back ! The only way to win the league is to have the least number of points. Fingers crossed Joe goes for this and isn't too mad that his winner pick got shafted.

I like to imagine that JP is the victim of mistaken identity and the guy that was supposed be on Survivor (lets call him PJ) is still sitting on a beach somewhere wondering when Jeff Probst is going to show up.

Please let JP make it to the Final 3 and give a jury speech.

Joe, please correct my score too, ty

Lol. This is worse than that time I picked Barb as my winner pick in the Stranger Things league !!

Wow, I'm so far behind. Much like Ryan in the reward challenge trying to get that ball up the hill. Who knows, maybe JP will toss me back into the race next week ? Doubt it. This is bullshit. Fuck you Survivor ! *throws rice onto fire*

Chrissy doing real well Joe -- she's going at least far enough to meet Ryan so he can finally tell her about how he saved her with his idol and how he is in fact a Hero not a hustler or whatever it is he is imagining will happen lol. Here's hoping that JP gets his head in the game cuz I need them points !

Wow, really called that one. Good job to me.

LOL Also .... JP = Jeff Probst, so there's also that, just sayin'

It's 2017 and Jeff Probst has had enough of the nerds and awkwards dominating Survivor storylines. The Davids and Cochrans and Aubreys and Adams and Hannahs. So I'm predicting a season dominated by the bigger players. The alpha girls and guys getting our friend Probst all hot and bothered in the challenges. He's been such a good boy ---- he deserves this ! Here are my picks which you know will be very good and right and I definitely won't be in last place again: Challenge Beast: JP The Strategist: Roarke The Black Widow: Desi The Cutthroat: Ali The Old Schooler/ Loyalist: Chrissy Under The Radar: Alan Wildcard: Ryan Bench Player: Devon Final 3 Prediction: Katrina, Alan, JP Winner Pick: JP

Wow .... that did not work out well for me at all.

Challenge beast: Caleb Strategist: Aubry Black Widow: Hali Cutthroat: Tony Old schooler: Ozzy UTR: Sandra Wildcard: Michaela Bench Player: JT Final 3: Tony, Malcolm, Debbie Winner: Tony.