marshall mellow

Here's my final three: Spencer, Ciera and Keith Fantasy draft picks: Winner Pick: Spencer (aka Cochran 2.0) Challenge Beast: Tasha (much like Joe, she's v. good at individual immunity challenges) The Strategist: Kelley Wentworth (she's a hardcore Survivor fan that I hope goes far) The Black Widow: Ciera (did you know she voted her mum off last time she played?) The Old Schooler: Kelley Wigglesworth (Season One player, super old-school) Under The Radar: Keith (If Keith were to have a strategy, gun to his head, he would play under the radar) Wildcard: Shirin (she can be unhinged/pantless one minute, and then clear-thinking the next) Two Utility Spots: Joe and Jeremy (love these guys, hate to call them 'utility', more all-round great players) The Bench: Fishbach and Woo DISCLAIMER: I haven't seen the season premiere yet so this is going with gut-instincts only, which will make it that more impressive when I nail the final 3 pick.

Hi Allan, Happy Doctor Who Season Premiere Day ! What is your Halloween costume going to be this year ?

Great ep.

Really excited for this ep !! Favorite Probst moment ? Pretty much anytime he does shit like this:

Happy birthday Clemdawg !!! Really glad you had your birthday on a Tuesday --- the same day as a new episode ! So it's kind of like everyone's birthday really.

This is the first thing I say to my dog Flash when I wake up every morning. Too sad.

Yes, Anastasia ! I wonder If Bradley Whitford told Sean that he sees me at the dog park and that our dogs are friends ? Also, this would be a good time to update you all on Flash's celebrity encounters: 1) Bradley Whitford - Dog Park pals. See story above 2) Sean Gunn - Literal run-in at the pet store. He was super grumpy when she stood on his foot. 3) Kim Coates - Great guy. Always greets her with a "Hey buddy" and a pat when we see him out hiking. You could say that Flash is "Fans of Anarchy". Guys, you gotta get into laser cutting ! As Spunky was encouraging us to share things we make, here is something I recently laser cut and gave to Sean and Hayes (see "Being Nice on Forums").

Hey Joe, If you pick me to be your forum bro, you can hang out with me and my pals.

This live episode was just the best. More live shows please Sean and Hayes. Also, maybe have Bozos on as a guest next time ? I would pay serious $$ to see him tell his "best show" joke live at UCB.

I'm gonna jump onto this posting pet pictures thing. Hopefully I'm not too late for some likes. Here is a picture of my Dog !

Hey JMonsterface. We went to the McDonalds across the street to get breakfast. Also, Besser got pretty mad at us this morning when we were playing the new episode and doing Mr. Bean impressions. I guess we woke him up. He asked us to leave for a few hours. He said he'd save our spot though (I think he's warming to us). Should be back in line in an hour or two.

I'm there now, going to camp overnight again. My tent is like the 3rd or 4th one in line I think. It's bright pink and is the "Party Tent" - you can't miss it. A couple of other forumers are also here and have set up tents next to mine. We are going to make s'mores in abit and tell scary ghost stories. When do you think you'll get here ? Bring some booze, snacks and Chefszki. Otherwise, guess we'll see you around 7:30-8:00 pm tomorrow. Update: Matt Besser just came out in his PJ's and shushed us. To be fair, we did get pretty rowdy when we saw the new episode thread.

Keeping fingers crossed for you ADC ! Also, I will in your country the last 2 weeks of September as part of the ongoing Hollywood Handbook Ireland Outreach Program, so if you could find out if there are any live comedy podcast tapings happening then, and post the link in return, this would be very helpful. Good job Chefszki ! Looks like a group of forumers will be there. Hope to see you in the Popcorn Gallery.

Live HH show on Tuesday at UCB Sunset: https://sunset.ucbth...rformance/39928

Hi Erin, When I think of you, the phrase "Oh, the Places You'll Go" pops into my head. You know, like the Seussy book. My question is have you been to any Places yet and what was it like ?

Ehhh, WRONG.

Make no sound Make no noise Don't wake up the Gargoyle Boyz Just go to bed Lay your head down Because the Gargoyle Boyz are back in town ------------------------------------------------------------------ Sleep tight forumers !!

Hi Paul ! I really enjoy Spontaneanation every week and also really enjoyed attending the live recording at Largo last month ! I would recommend going to a live show to anyone. My question is ... How different do you find doing the improv scene in a recording studio versus a live Spontaneanation show with an audience ? Thanks !

[so, we are finally here at the historic 100th Survivor Season Finale. And what a Season it has been with lots of back-stabbing, ultra-alliances, violent family visits and gross-out medvacs. Last week saw our favourite villian Kass voted out to leave a final 3 of Noel Gallagher, Chris Martin from Coldplay and fan fave Joe McGurl. We now join our ever youthful dear leader President Jeff Probst, as he welcomes the audience and viewers at home.] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jeff Probst: "Welcome everyone, both live in-studio and at home on your ShowFace devices, to the Season Finale of Survivor: Second Chansons, the most popular show in the World." The crowd goes wild. Jeff P: "Joining me here are my co-hosts Sean and Hayes from Hollywood Handbook, the Podcast, Movie and Video Game" Hayes: "Welcome to Survivor Finale an insiders guide to the lined-up castaways of this season we call Second Chansons" Sean "Whatup, whatup" The crowd goes wild. Jeffy P: “Now, Sean and Hayes, before we get to the votes, who do you think is going to win this Season and be named the castaway that Outwitted, OutSmarted, Outfunnied and OutCooled ?” Sean: “Well Probsty, this has been a great Season. We saw ol’ Noel makes some real hard moves to get to the final 3, and Chris Martin from Coldplay made some great social moves in the game, but Joe McGurl has really been on a winning streak -- he won every Immunity Challenge and really controlled the game. So, I would have to give it to McGurl for the win.” Hayes nods his head in agreement and The crowd goes Wild. Probsty: "Okay, I have to say I one hundred percent agree with you Sean and looks like everyone here does too. Okay let’s get to it, the vote count ! Jeffrey P climbs into a hot-air balloon and balloons across the stage. He jumps out of the balloon, pulls on a pair of rollerskates and skates over to where the final 3 sit. Probst: “Before I read the votes, I have a couple of questions for our final 3.” The crowd goes mildly groany JP: “Noel, at the family visit, your brother Liam came on which we all remember” A clip plays of Noel and Liam happily reuniting and hugging for 5 seconds before Noel starts punching Liam in the face yelling “fuck you, pretty boy”. The crowd goes completely Wild and a fight breaks out between two guys in the front row. Jeff straps on his rocket back-pack, flies over to where the fight is and handily smacks down the two dudes until security takes them out. Jeff jet-packs back to the stage. Probst: “Noel, how are things with your brother now?” Noel G: “That f*****g cunt can s**k my d***k” Probst” “Okay, now, onto you Chris Martin. Everyone here remembers what happened at the food auction right?” The audience cheers and laughs simultaneously. A clips plays of Trader Jeff’s when Chris Martin of Coldplay bid all of his money on a covered item which was revealed to be some kind of Goop. Jeff: “Chris, you have bid your money on some kind of Goop. If you eat this, the whole tribe will get a bag of beans to take back to camp” CMoC: “What’s innit ?” Jeff: “I can’t reveal that until after you’ve eaten it …. all of it” Chris looks around at the rest of the tribe who are pleading with him to just eat it already. Joe McGurl comes up, puts a hand on CM’s shoulder and says “we’re here for you Chris, you can do this” After CM finishes the last of the Goop, Jeff hands him a bag of beans to take back to camp. Jeff: “How was it?” he asks Chris CMoC: “Salty and kind of Goopy” Jeff: “Well, you just ate mushed-up paper copies of all of your ex-wives blog posts about cleanses. Also, I pissed on them” The clip ends with Chris puking and Joe McGurl rubbing his back. Back in studio, the camera cuts to Gwyneth and Jennifer Lawrence sitting awkwardly next to each other in the audience. The crowd is really enjoying that. Jeff: “And finally, our last member of the Final 3, Joe McGurl.” The camera cuts to Malcolm and “No-Collar” Joe waving “#1 Handsome Boy” signs The crowd goes wild. Jeff: “Now, McGurl, you played a pretty flawless game. How did you do it ?” Joe: “Well, I made some great alliances, found a bunch of immunity idols, won a tonne of challenges and never had my name written down once Jeff” Jeff: “And, after you won the last immunity challenge, you really could have taken anyone to the final with you, yet you didn’t bring a goat such as Kass.” Joe: “Well Jeff, Noel and Chris were my alliance from the start and I wanted to honor that. At the end of the day, Jeff, I just knew that I had Outwitted and Outhandsomed these guys.” The crowd cheers. Someone from the audience shouts out “We love you Joe”. Jeff: “Okay, let’s read the votes !” Jeff climbs into a canoe and paddles down the makeshift white-water rapids that had been built in the studio to another separate stage. At the end of the river Jeff does a quick canoe roll for the audience and climbs out of the canoe, soaking wet. Jeff starts to read out the votes: “Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe …” With each Joe the crowd cheers. Jeff: “And the Winner of Survivor: Second Chansons is Joe McGurl” Noel and Chris Martin from Coldplay shake Joe’s hand and Sean and Hayes high-five each other. The audience goes to watch Wild, the Reese Witherspoon movie. The End. by Dalton Ross Matthews, Entertainment Monthly. Happy birthday Joe !

Happy Birthday Joe McGurl, #1 Handsome Boy and my sometime Boss from my Newbie days. Great First Toast !

Ross, Dress for Less or Dress the Best ?

Forumers, you all seem to have the cultural preferences of a middle-aged, tea-drinking British woman !!!!

This is missing some baked beans.

Seconded on the Lauren Lapkus/Intern Andy interactions. Edit: Also the second PFT episode. That whole bit when PFT says how nice S+H were the first time, and he sort of tells them off abit and they blame the engineer. Timestamp: 49 mins. And the whole part where they play Riddle Me This with PFT. Is it a monster ?

More like Jacob C "U Later" cause you done messed up boy !