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    Spunky, I have an assignment for you. Are you ready for this challenge?

     

    EDIT: This can be for anyone: Write a very short story (one or two paragraphs) that involves two animals and a toaster.

     

    Good God, Cat, another lizard? How many is that this week ? She’s got to be running out of places to hide them ! Where is she going with it ? Looks like she’s going to hide this one too. Cat, where are you hiding this one then ? Oh, into the kitchen eh ? I’ll have to see this. Straight onto the counter tops, eh ! Rules be damned. Hahaha. Where to now ? The sink ? Oh that would be hilarious ! I can just imagine the fright they’ll get when they see a dead lizard in the sink ! Good one cat. Not the sink ? The bread bin ? Yes, do it, do it, do it ! Ooh, my God, why are you holding it over the toaster ? Looks like you’re going to drop it in there if you’re not careful…. oh, she dropped it right into the toaster ! Gross ! Even for you cat, that’s a whole new level. And she’s cleaning her bum now, right on the table. I’ve seen enough.

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    Mark: Why did Margaret report me? I just don't see the problem..

     

    Janet from HR: You don't see any problem in what you said?

     

    Mark: I was just curious.

     

    Janet from HR: Do you want me to read back what you said?

     

    Mark: If you think that will help clear things up, sure.

     

    Janet from HR: Okay. "Hey Margaret, do you think you got that promotion because you're a woman and you have a great ass?"

     

    Mark: Yeah...it was a compliment. What's wrong with that question?

     

    Janet from HR: This question, Mark, is sexist.

     

     

    Happy International Women's Day

     

    Jesus Mark, get your shit together !

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