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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3zRA8_TpQU Okay, you guys have to check out this video. It's from a Public Access show that airs in Springfield, Illinois. The show is called Biblical Poetry, and all the poems are written by this lady. In this particular episode, she tackles the big problem facing society today, men pissing. Men pissing on themselves, on each other, on trees and beds and cornfields. Men pissing on highways or at carnivals. Every poem is about men pissing. The entire thing really is worth the watch, but you can start at 1:12 for her to dive into her introduction of her show on "Men Pissing in Public," followed by a list of reasons why men piss in public. These reasons include, but are not limited to: No Respect for the Lord God, No Water in the Home, and Drunk. If you scan ahead to 5:15, you'll get your first taste of one of her poems, which is titled, "Men Pissing in Fields." It begins, "Some men will walk across/A cornfield in the State of Illinois/And piss in the open field." At 7:17 is a poem titled, "Pissing on Highways." At 9:34, prepare to be dazzled with the poem, "Pissing on Another." 11:22 is a poem called "Pissing in Bed" which seeks to uncover the reasons why grown men piss in bed. 12:32 is a poem titled "Party/Carnival Pissing" about . . . you guessed it. It just goes on and on. Every few minutes is a poem titled "Pissing on Self" or "Pissing on Trees."