Rose_Cream

I've seen this before. You have to send more hostesses into the wall.

When is a quirky Valentine's name not really a quirky Valentine's name? When it's thejjar's. (That's in reference to a funny riddle that asks 'when is a door not a door?')

https://soundcloud.com/girlshits/a-plugs-theme

OMFG Did you know it's national friends day?! What a perfect episode title for today. Earwolf was nice enough to make me this video to celebrate all the great memories I've made with everyone on the forums. I just HAD to share. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OZjHjJToVo

idk I saw this pretty cool mop once that made Robert DeNiro very proud.

Paul Flaherty was my GD hero. I can't even believe you got the no. 2 pencils to compare yourself to him. Oh, and #Dixon4moreyears - the soundboard worked just fine for me, but I don't live in Mobile, AL so maybe its just a problem for those down south.

Hi guest! Who do you think that "you're so vain" song is really about?

I think Brett's always been funny, and will continue to be in the future.

Is exploding toilets with my mind good or bad? I also don't like the chanson comment btw.

Name it Todd Hospital, always loved that name.

Good call Spunky. This group is too prolific. I already had to edit like 5 times.

I really don't want to fuck up my 100th post so I'll just list my favorite podcasts, I know you folks looooove those lists: 1. Hollywood Handbook 2. Podcasts are Wonderful 3. Danny's Cool Podcast 4. Brother Lovers 5. Good or Bad 6. Winefeld 7. Chickn on the Range 8. Pod Casting Couch 9. Trends with Benefits 10. Chanson Loves Boats and Trains 11. Cereal

I didn't want to say anything bc I was raised by a very supportive preschool teacher mom, but I'm glad you recognize this.

Yes, wear a bib on your pants.

Agreed. No one's going camping-so no need to get intense (in tents). - that was my favorite joke from the holiday season with my family.

I don't give out my personal info but if you guys text "PHIL" to 88500 with a detailed description of why you are offended by your significant other asking you to sign a pre-nup, or why you think your 23 yr old son is delusional for claiming he wrote Taylor Swift's "Shake it Off", one of my reps will get back to you.

When I first heard there would be no HH this week I was disappointed. Then I thought "well at least I still get a new Star Wars movie this week which I've been anticipating for over a year." Then I remembered I don't care about Star Wars and I was disappointed again.

Chanson grew up in Waterworld!

All fundraising jokes aside. Let's all PayPal the boys $15 next pay day. It's much deserved.

Don't let it bother you chickn. The War on Christmas is a myth. It's a right-wing conspiracy designed to remind us that we're different from each other, it's not real. Plus you can't war on Christmas - everyone has to stop fighting and play baseball or something. It's called a Christmas truce.

The reuniting of Hayes and Sean. I couldn't ask for a better episode to get that Pro Version ba-bay. V exciting. Normally I'd just pop some xanies to chill out but I already packed my mom up with all my medicine and sent her to the fundraising drive.

You guys should just skip the convo and make out.

This is so embarrassing, but in my defense:

Idk- feels like Hayes has been phoning it in the last couple episodes. - Cathy Ackerman

Scuzzman, There's nothing I enjoy more than chilling at the beach with my dirty sprite and a couple honeys. Only problem is that there are almost TOO many of them' bikini sweeties all up on my junk. I was wondering how often you switch out your arm honeys? Any particular "arm honeys that got away" for you?