Rose_Cream

Hi Jeff, my local hobby shop is having a huge sale on marionettes- half off- but you have to spend over $100. Do you think this is a good deal? You seem like a "no strings attached" kinda guy.

Jeff, how do you feel about Jim Henson ripping you off, then changing the first letter so he could say it was different and avoid litigation? Do you hold a grudge?

Hey dummies! I just filled my fantasy roster with Harlem Globetrotters- those guys never lose. Globetrotters for life.

I've never seen Veep but HH is my Shakespeare. Souprman now you can't change your name back - otherwise the story of your pro version told your grandchildren won't make sense.

Someone crunch the numbers and make a list of which forum members should "go fuck themself" the most THEN we can settle this. Indie-Randa Jones you need to straight get mongoose and Riki tiki tavi that situation. (sorry soup but that IS the proper Kipling reference to play here.) Also I just ran the numbers - I gotta go fuck myself right quick.

I'm watching troop Beverly hills on logo. Reggie is still better than Jenny Lewis imo.

Man oh man I feel like I gotta weigh in on this post/like ratio list. Such a hot topic. Oh wait I just remembered idfc Bc I'm punk af and the only hot topic I endorse is the one I buy my chain wallets from.

guys / ladies- It's 8:00 am and there's three pages of posts already. This must be a v good podcast that everyone loves and cherishes.

https://soundcloud.com/girlshits/i-very-much-care-about-your-plugs-but-bill-watterson-does-not

Houston ma-man you gotta warn me about posts like that, I almost threw up. Hope you're feeling better buddy. Great ep.

I've never seen Spectre007 on the forums.

Jesse I read that you once interviewed stephen Colbert. Could you describe how you felt when he started singing "Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones?

JeffreyArties is his real name

no, my dog is actually like charles barkley. bc his name is charlie and he barks

text Dominos a pizza emoji

Just realized that as a recycled joke from the day before, I totally nailed my 69th post.

Andrew, Do you know anyone else named Andrew, and could you please name them? Also, how many people have you slept with?

Ugh I hate how it's soooo "cool" to be named Andrew now. These friggin crazy millennial names...

Seriously ABRAXAS, make your arguments kount ...actually kinda makes a funny acronym S.A.M.Y.A.K....

Dear Mr. Rust, How many other people named Paul do you know, and could you please name them? Also, how many people have you slept with?

My bad souprman I took these speed reading seminars and sometimes i can't turn it off- DM me ur address and I'll get u one of those

And don't change your pic plz dairy pillows- I just broke up with my gf for you

I really really want to like this when I first started reading it soup...

But really don't - you're just setting yourself up for dissappointment.