Shrek & Donkey Kong

I saw a Jake and Amir sketch where Ben Schwartz played a bunch of different Ben Schwartz characters that he had played on previous Jake and Amir sketches. Too scary. I need to know what the alts of all of those lines were // Ben needs to come back on the show!!!!!!!

but Deadpool was an all-timer. i got the pro-version.

alright fine, i'll admit it. i didn't enjoy mike lawrence's stand-up when i saw him a few months ago. knew right away he'd be a non-cooperative guest that, of course, Hayes and Sean would work around to still create a great episode. I mean, he does nerd stuff. Unironically. That's really all you need to know. great episode. there's really no point in ranking episodes anymore, they've just been at a 10/10 level for so long now

Or was it Brett Cam? They're all the same, especially when you're in their POV.

Earwolf snapchat also had a segment called "Cody Cam" and it was very scary. I'm glad it only lasted 8 seconds because I felt like I was going to be trapped in there for all of eternity.

any true handbook heads follow Earwolf on snapchat for one Hayes and Sean clip per week

of what Prince died. show some respect and don't end sentences in prepositions in regards to the recently deceased.

Round trip flight to NYC - $300 tickets to the show - $25 laughter - ~$50 max, sorry boys.

"This will be fun because I'm high and I don't get high" - Mitch last night at the top of the 420 Life show at UCB, one of the most discombobulated comedy shows I've ever been to.

Being friends with someone who played on a KK session is definitely the coolest showbiz connect I have

My friend literally played a guitar solo on a Kottonmouth Kings track once We smoked 2 many today, time to go to UCB and see The Birthday Boys! !!!!

i think i smoked weed thru my eyeballs today and it's hardly noon

i like your name because of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tfI9tTzlI0 "I didn't order Santana Abraxes! I didn't listen to Santana Abraxes!"

I nominate PutSome Gravyonit for the pro-version, because he sold me tix for the live show. i i told Hayes that it was him, but no pro version? i thought he got what i meant when i said "yo hazie bone. member me? well, i wouldn't be here without PSGOI. give him what he deserves". i think that's what i said.

"ah, a genuine laugh". also, if someone from NY hadn't told me that the tap water is why the dough is so much better for pie (pizza) out there, i would have thought Sean was making up something really silly. that's insanity though. new yorkers. they'll never have it as good as we do out here in lipstick city. i mean, their tap-water is way too clean. if you're gonna make a taco on the street, that cart better have some dirty ass water, or it's not even really tacos EDIT: this is my 500th post. woohoo! here's my friend and i chillin back posted at some diner or some shit.

What a nerd Great sneaker talk! I also have the Hail Caesar Zeros. It's crazy because they seem like a funny shoe but not the best shoe in general but then when you look closer at the shoe for the 4th time because they're showing it at the discount theat--shoe store, you realize it has a lot of important things to say about religion and shoes! Also, I liked midnight special. I don't remember them saying thending 40 minutes in but that may have happened during my potty break

Yeah, I'm a real good chef. Yesterday, I made my first BOWL OF CEREAL that's the first bit of my 10 minute chunk on my diet.

best CBBTV sketch was reality house little birds, all in their nest

yeah i'll check out your podcast if i have the time

i don't wanna be a total doughposter, but today's DB was great. the idea of 'cuck-e-cheese' will never leave my mind. also, the question that sparked all of the disgusting stuff at the end is from my friend, who has been at the last 2 HH live tapings with me! what a traitor. i'd never write in to that podcast, PCG is the only fan-mail i fuck with. (i actually write in to Filmspotting almost every week but then i put swear words so they can't read them on air)

i'd also like to plug my podcast! i've been keeping it from the forums, but i figured, why not share my hard work with my internet friends? here's the newest episode, where i (we?) talk about the new batman and superman movie -- http://www.smodcast.com/channel/fatmanonbatman?audio=120

brandon wardell on HH 2016 lets get it poppin

hey Mike. remember the time i saw you do stand-up at the echoplex? you wore a comic book t-shirt. anyhow, heads up!

So it turns out I could hear my laugh, and I'm really embarassed

yo soy el barto 8-)