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Shrek & Donkey Kong

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  1. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    Best HH clips?

    Do a 60 second supercut of every time Hayes and Sean mention the fact that they're...built in a particular way...
  2. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 121 — Maria Thayer, Our Close Friend

    I sat alone watching Hail Caesar in a movie theater whose next room over was an absolute PACKED HOUSE for a 10:30pm Deadpool...on a Wednesday...lotta dweebs in this world
  3. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 121 — Maria Thayer, Our Close Friend

    basically, someone called in, saying they got into Best Show from Hollywood Handbook, and Tom, almost disgusted, asked if he was on the earwolf forum for the show. What's worse is that this guy was on the subreddit, and Tom had already made fun of reddit in the show (for being partners with "a movie" it made whoopie with, resulting in Deadpool) so I think we sounded a little better than reddit.
  4. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 121 — Maria Thayer, Our Close Friend

    Tom mentioned us last night on the Best Show 8-)
  5. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 121 — Maria Thayer, Our Close Friend

    great 'sode. please review unflavored perrier OR san pellegrino. i'm all about the 'grino, but i'll let you make your own choice (adam scott likes perrier)
  6. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 121 — Maria Thayer, Our Close Friend

    great episode, opening anecdote was one of my favorites in recent memory i'll get the pro version someday.......
  7. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 120 — Brandon Gardner, Our Close Friend

    slow day on the forums, i guess everyone but me was just fuckin' all day long right?
  8. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 120 — Brandon Gardner, Our Close Friend

    The Life Of Pablo is the best valentines date i could possibly ask for. (other than Hayes and Sean)
  9. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 120 — Brandon Gardner, Our Close Friend

    way to ruin the segment fuck you, drainhole.
  10. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 120 — Brandon Gardner, Our Close Friend

    good guest, great episode! i usually like a long intro segment, but the early guest was totally worth it three thumbs up out of three from your big boy cheeba hawk
  11. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 119 — Friends, Our Close Friends

    hey wheez, no crowbots allowed
  12. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 119 — Friends, Our Close Friends

    aw man ClemDawg went the fuck in on twitter tonight
  13. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 119 — Friends, Our Close Friends

    Saw this poster all over the streets of Beverly Hills the other day. It's correct for the most part, because the boys are an act of 'God', but I think the sign-makers forgot to put "and" between Sean and Hayes.
  14. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 119 — Friends, Our Close Friends

    Fuck: CORPSEFUCKER SHITLORD Fuck: CORPSEFUCKER SHITLORD Fuck: CORPSEFUCKER SHITLORD
  15. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 119 — Friends, Our Close Friends

    thank you so much, CFSL
  16. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 119 — Friends, Our Close Friends

    i want that pill!
  17. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 119 — Friends, Our Close Friends

    which superhero has the least sex? A - ant-man B - spiderman C - batman D - thejjar is the only superhero who doesn't do loads of fuckin'
  18. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 119 — Friends, Our Close Friends

    Marry Hayzie Bone, Marry Clemdawg...oh shit
  19. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 119 — Friends, Our Close Friends

    like a super hero whose power is he doesn't have to use a friggin condom? oh shit!
  20. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 119 — Friends, Our Close Friends

    that's dangerously close to the n-word there, my friend.
  21. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 119 — Friends, Our Close Friends

    yeah this episode is basically the movie Before Sunset
  22. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    Do any of you Handbook-heads have bands? If so, plug them here!

    I still have a band that likes to play shows but is never invited to play said shows
  23. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 119 — Friends, Our Close Friends

    he called me a peeper once, but now he's exposed!and i'm cool because they talked about the sweet cheeb on this episode too
  24. Shrek & Donkey Kong

    EPISODE 119 — Friends, Our Close Friends

    respek my neck
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