EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

JESUS CHRIST WILL YOU ALL PUT YOUR TWITTER PROFILES IN ONE PLACE

 

 

I AM SICK TO DEATH OF COMING ACROSS ONE OF YOU AND BEING ALL, OH YEAH, OF COURSE THAT'S THEIR TWITTER NAME

 

I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF BRAIN JUST LIST WHO YOU ALL ARE ON TWITTER FOR FUCKS SAKE

 

 

@POTUS

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

winston > schmidt for sure, i mean, are you racist or something?

[Hollywood Handbook Forum Fantasy Football Federation]

im gonna go 0-4 to start and win out from there, you'll see. (i'm very scared of going winless)

[Who is your HH dream guest?]

johnny pemberton, shaq

[Who is your HH dream guest?]

Retta would be a corker. So would Andy Kindler (who just had a back and forth about coming on the show on twitter with eggs scharpling)

[Hollywood Handbook Forum Fantasy Football Federation]

can't believe i started Ameer Abdullah (0) over D'Angelo Williams (26)

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"worst joke ever posted in the history of online forums"

i wasn't that specific, regarding the joke being on a forum. i just said it was the worst joke of all time.

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Allan,

My uncle's name is Alan, but with one L. What do you think of Donald Trump?

[Do any of you Handbook-heads have bands? If so, plug them here!]

hey yall my band just released a new EP.

 

i know there are skulls on the cover but it's not scary i promise!

 

locas.bandcamp.com

[Who is your HH dream guest?]

MIchael Ian Black, Jon Daly, Amy P., Matty B (matt besser)

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DJ Puggpound in the mix?

 

 

not a great joke but gosh would I love for DJ Douggpound (or either of the other Champs) to come on Hollywood Handbook.

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uhh Ringo Stardog?

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wait, you guys listen to CBB too?

 

i thought i was the only one

 

 

All that SteveH did was recognize that CBB forums existed. That doesn't mean he listens to the CBB podcast. I believe that you are still the sole listener of that podcast.

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guess who THESE people are...

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He was also great when he played for the Charlotte Hornets with Larry 'Grandmama' Johnson and Mugsy Bogues. Remember that?

 

 

I liked him in the 02-03 season when he played for the "DNP - Kidney Disease" alongside Nurse Basketball and Family '3-pointer' Visits

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I hope they release this live ep. I can't pay $25 to stream the whole LA Podfest What if I accidentally see something called "Alonzo Bodden: Who's paying attention?"

 

In his defense, Alonzo Bodden had a great episode of The Champs

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wow this was so god damn good

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eggs is back, baby!

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8==D

[Hollywood Handbook Forum Fantasy Football Federation]

really getting off to a good head start thanks to my Patriots and this Julia Jones lady!

 

Remember when the League was funny? Not then.

 

BTW----who am I even playing this week??

 

 

you're "playing" me

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I thought I saw Chanson on the street so I naturally showed him my dick. Unfortunately, I did not see Chanson, that was some other podcaster outside of UCB Franklin

[Hollywood Handbook Forum Fantasy Football Federation]

i sent the payment, i thought everyone else had already.

 

 

so with this injury to DeSean Jackson, my top WR and RB are out for a month. i am now open to any offers of a WR or RB for Drew Brees or Andrew Luck.

 

 

(my team is nerds but about sports)

[Hollywood Handbook Forum Fantasy Football Federation]

What a great start to my season

[Hollywood Handbook Forum Fantasy Football Federation]

Ok so autopick didn't do me too bad, I mean two quarterbacks in three rounds, and the fourth round selecting an injured RB, not bad.

 

 

who wants either Andrew Luck or Drew Brees for a running back or WR?

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Loved the callback to the Pauly Shore ep