NoahTomaszewski

Wow... Jakal, you gonna let him snub you like that bro?

If there's one thing I know about women its that they love it when you have experience saying their name.

Another good one is the Sean and Hayes one

I saw Jake Fogelnest as the guest monologist at ASSSSCAT once and he was less scary than you'd think. He didn't even jump out of any dark corners at people or anything. Also he talked about how he lives in LA and doesn't have a drivers license so as long as you're outside the maybe 5 square miles where we have public transportation you're safe.

Cool

What's up with Australian's renaming all of our beloved fast food franchises?

Bit hypocritical for a known teenage witch to be acting all pious...

Scuzzman, What's your Deal or No Deal strategy?

If you can scrape together ~$10,000 a month, that'll cover rent on a 3 bedroom house next to UCB

Oh yes, and Jingle Bombs is a real song that he sings and gets lots of laughs. Edited to add an excerpt of the lyrics which are totally not racist and very very funny: I used to be a man, but every time I cough Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off My bombing days are done, I need to find some work Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk, Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!

I watched 10 minutes of a Jeff Dunham special cause I hate myself apparently. Things Jeff Dunham thinks are gay: -Small dogs -The color 'powder blue' -San Francisco -Toyota Priuses -Christmas Decorations -Definitely not Jeff Dunham Things Jeff Dunham thinks are cool: -America -Hummers -Ventriloquism

Second reserved for some nobody HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHANSON

I'm gonna lose cause TY Hilton sucks. Very dissapointing

Whoops... I may have shared it with a few friends.

Down by 33 points with 3 players in Monday Night Football, gonna be a nailbiter!

Jeff, you think you're pretty funny huh?

Whatever it is, I'm buying a ton of them and burning the rest of my wardrobe

I'm probably gonna lose to "Hayes"

The Simpsons of Anarchy Family Guy Code

I was confused because i always used to think everyone had bones, not just her

I was a fan of Darius Miles, Lamar Odom, Corey Maggette, Quentin Richardson, Eric Piatkowski, Elton Brand, etc. Not my fault 10 year old me didn't do the due diligence, but I wasn't about to jump on the Lakers bandwagon.

Norm is this you?

Been a Clippers fan since the late 90's. Feel oddly guilty about being a fan of a winning team now