EPISODE 109 — The ScuzzMan Returns

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do you have any leftover Halloween decorations? I'd like to see a skellington burn.

 

I'm not a sick, twisted pervert, so no, I don't keep any skellingtons in my home. I'm not Cochran.

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I got it at Home Depot and over the summer I used it to burn weeds and grass on the patio and I figure I'll be able to use it in the driveway on ice patches in the winter.

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Immensely.

 

Do you take requests on other things to burn?

 

That torch can get up to 500,000 BTUs and I've got about 1/4 tank of propane. What d'ya got?

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Happy now?

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You have to throw that shirt out. I don't mean that as an insult to Honlads in any way (he rulz!). But the shirt itself...yikes

 

Parents just don't understand

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OMG! Same shirt, soup!

If we wear it on the same day we'll be twins!

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Oh man, I can't wait for that.

 

I need to get "you don't gotta explain anything to anyone" tattooed on the back of my hand where I will be forced to see it 600 times a day. Muffins, you got some ink and a sterile needle?

 

I've got the end of a guitar string, a pen, a Walkman, a bunch of rubber bands and tape, some wire, and a momentary footswitch that I cobbled together from clothes pins, brass screens, and scraps of plywood. Do you think you could do anything with that?

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What about e: hot dog go to bathroom

 

 

Also, how about an official Hollywood handbook for the scoop troop?

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The Sweet Baby Weas'el!

 

Oh, I'm sorry. Was that mansplaining?

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Please report back thundercock69. I've never listened to WTF either and I feel the same.

 

Edit: That's beautiful Dixon. Where can I order a print?

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I relistened to the the first Dom and Scuzzman ep and then the new one again. I really miss Hayes, and I wish Earwolf NYC was operational so we could hear his beautiful voice in high fidelity again.

 

That Harry's Razors ad was some heavy shit. It really hit close to home.

 

Was this episode branded content sponsored by Casper Mattresses?

 

Also, thanks, silvr and everyone else who has a tendency to like my posts. I couldn't've gotten the pro version without you.

 

Edit: What if the only reason I got the pro version is because Hayes is out of town and Sean feels strongly about the SBW, which made my name stand out? If there are infinite parallel universes, then there is a universe where the only difference is that Hayes hosted this ep solo and Sean was out of town and someone else got the pro version.

 

Trip out on that for a while and see if it doesn't freak your bean.

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pause...

 

 

Keep Rockin' in the Free World

 

Pro version, baby!

 

Fantastic ep all the way through and what a great surprise at the end. I've been sending a lot of cash to Sean, but he never responded. It's good to know he received my payments.

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I finished watching Master of None this afternoon. There were a lot of laughs, but it sure did make me feel sad in the back half of the season. I've been listening to some old HHs to cheer me up, which always helps.

 

Eric Wareheim was delightful, and Aziz's dad was a lot of fun.

 

Harris' influence was very apparent.

 

Did anyone else watch it yet?

 

Are we going to hit 30 pages before the next ep?

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Maybe it'll be Goldie Hawn.

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Dear Scuzzman,

 

What is your preferred method for making hash with your leftover stems and leaves?

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Do it! RSS is hilarious and you get to hear them slowly morph into their HH personas. I haven't seen most of the shows they talk about, but I like it so much that I'm doing a relisten.

 

Also, totally cute dog. Is it some kind of poodle mash-up?

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Edit: how do I post a video? also, drake is garbage

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HA that's great

 

I cannot get into "The Best Show." The pace is glacial and I can't stand call-ins.

 

No offense to those of you that called-in on RSS and HH, because you guys are the best fans of the real best show with the best hosts of any show ever.

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The other one split in half somehow. Anyway, here it is:

 

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I finished making the pretzels. V good recipe greggy! Gnarly grindage! I recommend hunting down the recipe.

 

 

 

But that's only 7 pretzels, and the recipe makes 8.

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Does anybody know how long Hayes is going to be away? I don't know how long I'll be able to go without him.

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That was a hell of a performance by Sean. I'm glad he was able to get ProTools going.

 

Making pretzels

 

Hap BDay Chanson!

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I've got all of the ingredients for greggy's pretzels. I think I'll make them tomorrow while I listen to the new ep. I'm thinking of doing some with cinnamon and sugar on top.

 

Like this post if I should do a few with cinnamon and sugar, or like this post if I should just do salt.

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Hey ThunderCock69,

 

You are about to hit post #420. Use it wisely.

 

 

 

Hey Wheez the Sn'us,

 

You are about to hit post #69. Use it wisely.

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Jeff,

Can you say "Wheez the Juice!" Like you imagine a "fuckin' homo" would say it?

 

Thanks for your time.

 

YES!

 

Can you also say, "Wheez the Sn'us gets the pro version this week"