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  4. Posted

    S-T-E-A-K on thes cheffing food

     

    If you know a plate or a table, or you have any friends who are plates or table, be careful

     

    Holding court in Walgreens

     

    Sweetheart, we know the rules

    Sugar, we knew the rules, nkay

     

    Plates are for food on, and not wall throw. Tables are for legs on the bottom, not for flip upside down.

     

    The girl in it has trouble shaving her butt gross

     

    Some of the hairs are like a fuse that actually goes inside his head

     

    That say "BONE" on one hand and "-ING" on the other hand

     

    It's not making as much noise as I want it to

     

    He skittered up into a corner

     

    His wiener gets stuck in all the brain wires

     

    Why today?

     

    All I know is room

     

    Oh, food water, now that makes sense!

     

    Get debeefed about the meating

     

    That's not Lorne Michaels, that's Lorne Michaels' nanny, Hayes.

     

    The Pepsiids were mex up

     

    Bein' on the toilet: funny

     

    You'd be able to fill up a whole Douglas

     

    Jesus Christ, Paul, I'm not Mark

     

    Stick it in your junk

     

    He's become a trashcan

     

    What a terrifying Halloweenisode

     

    science movies

     

    And hes was the first guy to put Cosby on blast

     

    James L. demonlover69

     

     

     

    I just finished listening to this one for the third time, and I decided to transcribe some of the transcendent lines from this solid gold ep.

     

    Also, I'm glad you guys like the pics. We have fun here. Good times

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  6. Posted

    Wheez, just like the sexy posts were bothering you last week, this sportz talk is making me feel uncomfortable and left out. I think it's your turn to try and change the topic

     

    That's a lot of pressure.

     

    I guess I'll show you guys my D and my pets. I haven't done that yet

     

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    And a bonus pic of me:

     

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    My sock game was on point even as a youngun

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  8. Posted

    Right? That was like 3 pages completely wasted. Go to Deadspins or talk to your fellow gas station employees for that shit, ya damn jocks.

     

    left to their own devices, PFT and Matt Gourley will just talk about Push the Talking Trashcan forever

     

    I was thinking that and wondering if he was going to talk about Gourley, a close friend of Hayes and Sean.

    He hasn't been on in well over 6 months, so I think it's about time they have him on again.

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  10. Posted

    That was terrifying,but in a fun way.

    I think Hayes was the MVP of this ep. He was in Joke Beast Mode the whole way through.

    Of course Sean was also great and funny and cool and really smart in this ep.

    I liked getting some insight into PFT's character work and the chilled vibe he had.

    I'm worried about Wengert. Douglas was cool; I love fluids.

     

    James L. Brooks was here. BYE!

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  15. Posted

    I'm sorry I laid out my issues here on the forum. I love all of you. Keep doing what you're doing. Every one of you is far greater than the average person by virtue of loving HH.

     

    In other news: I finished relistening to all of HH in order earlier today. I want to go through RSS again, but I have about 60 eps of CBB with less than appetizing guests that I haven't listened to yet. Any ideas as to which I should get to first?

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  18. Posted

    You bring up a good point, steveh.

    This forum is starting to feel like high school, and those of us who were actually nerds, like me, are being left out with all this randy posturing.

    The point is, I'm a sad, lonely man and you guys are functioning far too normally for people that are supposed to be fans of a podcast like this.

    I know that it isn't my job to be the depressed guy on the forum, but I miss the old days of everyone making legit jokes instead of just flirting.

    Anyway, congrats on the new baby, steveh.

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