Servo Academy

"Fucking A one, sunshine! It never occured to me that it wasnt called Avengers Assemble outwith the UK even though I know its a reasonably common practice." I wouldn't say it's due to this movie, but rather the show which is well-regarded on both sides of the Atlantic, but more of an aficianado thing over here so even if people didn't know the Marvel comics they mostly wouldn't think "what, Steed and Peel?" but they probably thought maybe they oughta differentiate a bit for the UK audience.

The imagery wasn't any more plausible in 1995 than it had been in "Weird Science". Being such geeks shouldn't they have referenced "Superman III" without waiting for Office Space to do it? One fleeting Star Wars reference? I really don't remember bondage pants being a thing when I was in college. jnco's sure, but not that nuttiness they had on. Also, I can't believe Jason didn't point out the mix tape of ZUKES! (though I guess he might not want to be associated with vomit)

See? I THOUGHT that was the number! I just thought my Nikon Eyez had failed me.

That English is Fuller than Full! Lovely.

Isn't the Beta guy just saying he's gay? Is it just me?

In the words of Crow T. Robot--NOT an actor

That's the one. I wanted to yell at my computer "20 Minute Workout, dammit!!"

"I don't forgive anyone for shitting on California!" And that's exactly why I do shit on California.

Kinda lazy for Barty to just re-use his Figment voice.

Goddammit, Larry!

And I watched "Hercules In New York" gladly! But no...even the time didn't seem worth it, as well as what I'd have to spend on the booze.

"Riding With Death" was so influential!

It's like the second rescue ship in Aliens. You know, except they're apparently about fifty miles off the coast of California.

It's a SECRET that they're genetically modified sharks? How did they think they were different? I figured the "Harvard Protocol" stuff meant they hadn't modified human genes, because these are clearly modified sharks, there's been three generations of huge modified sharks WHOA, you did WHAT?!?! Thomas Jane's criminal record has nothing to do with anything going on. It's gonna attract bad publicity? What, by Monday? She's got two days to cure Alzheimer's, it's NOT going to be an issue. It's *aggressively* stupid. I thought it was just *kinda* stupid so I'd never watched it. Oh no, they're going large here. Beautiful.

At first I was like "Oh, that old thing?" But I've never watched it. And then....."as a side effect". As a SIDE EFFECT?!? That's what you DID! It's the EFFECT! Oh shit, that's what the movie's about??? Now I'm excited.