Spring Breakers could easily be boiled down to an extended music video bookended by James Franco's Alien talking about all his "shiiiit." Instead we get filtered slow-mo gyrations for days with dialogue that didn't make the cut in the final draft of Kids. A documentary about Dangeruss and the ATL Twins would have been much more satisfying.
However, even more satisfying than that would be hearing Jason discuss at length how he jerked off to Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez until he came on Rachel Korine's face on his laptop. Or June asking, "So, how does James Franco's character make money? Is he a drug dealer? A rapper? And how long is his hair out of braids? It looks like a weave, but is it supposed to be a weave?"
