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I have said it time and time again. Your segments on the show have had some super good chemistry. If anything I think all three of you are very unique puzzle pieces that even a child could assemble. A tax for new people??? I know some people in politics would argue about that one. I am adjusting my collar and wondering about the heat in this room.

My soundcloud improv caught fire during this ep. This might have been my favourite. I made a funny Bing about Entertainment Tonight opening their show and leading with the entire Horatio clip(i am paraphrasing). I deleted it though. Its a touchy subject and hard to create a lot of perspective around all the different views that can be stirred up around a pop culture medium such as improv. I cannot say I have never got in trouble myself with a few off the wall remarks. Bing there ding that

My favourite part of the episode is when Sean said he put the cigarette in his butt, and I was like "B.U.M. Equiptment", which was smart because I was trying to name all the Jeans that are funny, and it all came together.

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If anyone has questions about any of my stand-up regarding this HH episode that I performed on Soundcloud today, I will now open the floor for questions.

This is when the forum is at its best. You got JMonsterFace, CORPSEFUCKERSHITLORD, Zsinjeh, Andrw, A Bear, Joe McGurl, Anatasia Vigo, Honlands, Bertram Cooper, Andy Dick Cheney, American Diaper, Jacob C, BenGoobers, kittens, Bringthegirls, Dixon, mwn, Bozos, Spunky Foonerism, Gym Sockerman, devscoots, skizelo, Falki Fartokomous, GayHammer, Dhezballah, Chanson, dexdexter, and brgrho. I bet some of us are actually related and we don't even know it.

it only takes one note to make an intense movie score.

If you had a serious relationship with both JMonsterFace and A Bear, and then find out it is one person, then would they stop making us laugh twice as much? I think we should just pretend like we don't know, and we are basically tricking them into giving us twice as much love for our money.

jocks think a perfect bod is their god, but that's why "god nerds", or priests, have so many ideas on how to make movies about God.

I tried to like it but my "reputation error" is not capable of liking. I swear this is the plot to Chappie, and then I am supposed to visit a wizard or something? Oh, nevermind. It is working now. I got a "reputation error" screen.

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There can only be one #1 Handsome Boy. A "handsome man" is someone who would like to be the lead singer for "Boyz II Men" but he is in the "II" stage. A purgatory phase on the way to Rhythm & Blues. #cute #onmessage

"...worlds colliding.." - Seinfeld movies I feel like we have both admired each other from afar and yet could not find the words or the moment to properly introduce each other. I am Bing, and you are the forums. I am a handsome man and I appreciate all comedy with a knowing glance and an up turned mouth. I could not agree more with Jacob C(JC)'s comments immediately preceding this one. The whole smoking phenomenon has been talked about every year for the last 50 years. This podcast is the latest iteration, but a master debate contest nonetheless, that I would love to watch over and over until I ironically want to have a cigarette just to nurse myself back to health after the raucous consummation of the debate. smoke needs to look at itself in the mirrors, and think about how its partnershit with mirrors creates such negative connotations.