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    Page 6 feels like it's too late to offer original insight on the ep. So I'll keep my thoughts to myself. I assure they are both penetrating and witty. You'd really like them if you heard them. Instead I'll punch up this comment:

     

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    I met the Poop Guy , AMA

     

    I grew up in a time where AMA meant something. It meant you could "ask me anything" and the person would answer the questions. Sometimes the questions were dumb and sometimes they were great, but such is the risk when making such a bold public statement. It's brave to put yourself out there like Muffins did. I respect her bravery as being brave is the heart of comedy, but the subsequent silence is deafening and I'm having to rethink everything. Times, they are a changing I guess. AMA is the new LMAO, because ask yourself, when was the last time you had an assless friend?

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    "It's not about winning, it's about how you play the game."

    - Ms. Manning. Houston's Elementary School Principal who succeeded in raising a generation of students whose ambitions in no way met the crushing reality of the job market that awaited them, but wanted them to think they were special and thus anything they did was good enough.

     

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    Thanks to hardwork and insomnia, I finally listened to this weeks podcast. I think it was ok. Still not sure if I heard a leaked version of The Best Show through the walls of space and time, but I guess some mysteries will never be solved. I'll try not to use my new Interstellar powers to ruin future podcasts for you guys. If you like laughing, oh my, do you have jokes headed your way in the near future/present/past!

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    WOW. Was not expecting that, but here goes... Whether your brain is being deftly operated by a worms or not, Houston, I would be HONORED to call you my step father. My answer is yes! YES! A thousand times, yes!!!!

     

    Is my Mom "single"? Relationship-wise, yes... physically, she does *technically* have a conjoined dead twin. I hope you're not one of those superficial types that lets something like that get in the way of a potential super-intense step-son relationship.

     

     

    I'm nervous about your predisposition to "not yelling"... Dad, that's just how she and her dead twin sack communicate! You'll get used to it.

     

    Your mom and I have been working through that. It's going to be a difficult process, but thankfully I have a powerful Total Recall fetish. I think we'll get through this. Also, please clean your room. It smells unnatural.

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    OK EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT GODDAMN NOW!!!

     

    I've noticed I've been posting and some of you "oldies" haven't been liking my posts. WHO IN GODS NAME do you think you are?? No really, who are all of you? I am very new here. I've been here more briefly than the majority of you shit-for-brains, that's for goddamn sure!!!!! If this place doesn't deteriorate more rapidly (and thus become a more welcoming environment for my pathetic contributions) I'm going to have my mom sign up for an Earwolf account.

     

    Well I'm Houston and it's been clearly established that I have worms for brains and not shit for brains. Please pay attention. I recommend jokes over name calling. We came here for laughs, not yelling. Welcome.

     

    PS. is your mom single?

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    WOAH! Now, hang on, if you've been deemed the resident metalhead intellectual, are you forgetting all about the instrumental complexities of WΦΓMΣD and the surrealistic narrative they tell about the last human drifting through space with the sum of all knowledge stored in a strange machine, laying trapped at the core hallucinating endlessly? You don't think that's good?

     

    I used the word literally, literally. Got worms on the brain. Typically I would be all about a surrealistic narrative wrapped in growls, screaming guitars, and double bass drums. However, today I find myself staunchly anti-worm.

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    okay wow Apollo 13 weak sauce okay wow? Try 95% on rotten tomatoes with 85 reviews counted bitch

     

    Sorry. I didn't know this was Mug on Movies or some such nonsense. I was referring to the shoddy government contract work which endangered the lives of our brave astronauts. RT is right though, great movie, but seriously shit spacecraft.

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    I think most of you are listening to HH wrong. Sure Ehh Wrong, can take an edgy tone, but I assumed that most of us here listened to the podcast to know what to think about stuff that was good and nice and fun. Ehh Wrong is just a corrective segment.

     

    It's hard when people try to develop their own opinions because occasionally they don't opinion correctly. Reddit users are notoriously bad at opinions and often relationships. It is very nice of Sean and Hayes to take time out of their busy schedules to help us know the right way to think and enjoy their work. I wish other podcasts would take note. Anyway, I'm going to carry on my day like I know my idol would, with friends and cookies.

     

     

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