EPISODE 109 — The ScuzzMan Returns

[EPISODE 109 — The ScuzzMan Returns]

[EPISODE 109 — The ScuzzMan Returns]

I liked this one better than the last Scuzzman ep. I guess I should re-listen because it seems I am wrong for not loving the Scuzzman. I mean, I even stumbled across a rumor that AMC was going to do a semi-fictitious series based on the life of Scuzzman. Could be the next Breaking Bad.

 

[EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"]

Scuzzman,

 

What is your take on mansplaining? How do you tell someone what mansplaining is without mansplaining mansplaining to them?

 

You should go back and answer Jakal's question because he's finally ambitious enough to ask questions himself instead of "delegating" them to other forum members.

[EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"]

Drake the type of (fellow) who leaves his family to look for a new home while his lady takes their kids through the mean streets of Boston only to find him resting at their new home and he don't do shit to help her cross streets or nothing. He also has a corkscrew dick.

[EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"]

 

Who am I to be the forum police?

 

 

In recognition of your service you are hereby deputized.

 

 

Protect and Serve good man.

[EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"]

Or you could use this:

 

https://soundcloud.c...seph-lerini/you

 

Joe, COPD is a real issue that negatively impacts a lot of people. You should probably talk to your doctor about a combination of combination beta2-agonist and a corticosteroid medicine. It might help with those breathing problems because you don't sound right.

[EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"]

HOT TAKE.

 

Sean did a great job this episode. I'm not saying he normally doesn't do a great job. It's just a compliment. Any inferences you make about Sean's comedic performances in other episodes is something you are projecting onto my words. MOVING ON, I enjoyed laughing during this episode, particularly at the jokes, but also in general. The raw emotion of Sean rummaging through Hayes' micro-horder drawer was oozing with a bittersweet sadness that stirred something deep within me. Indigestion, regret, lust, it's hard to put into words. Finally, I don't get enough raw takes on Russian aggression in Syria in real life, so it's refreshing to know Sean has the balls to speak truth to power. It's sad to know that Hayes might be the only thing that stands between knowing the truth and living in an illusion, but he is slightly taller than Sean so it makes sense.

 

8/10 bonus points for Hayes calling in and for the boys rekindling their bromance.

[EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"]

Happy Birthday Chanson.

 

[EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"]

I'm getting tired of these pre-roll adds.

 

[EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character]

You reading Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, Houston? Ryan North is absolutely crushing it.

 

I am way behind on fun life reading due to life being dominated by boring reading, but I have strong respect for SG and will add that to my to read list.

[EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character]

Jane the Virgin is actually a really good, funny, poignant, original (and yes, feminist) show and I know you all are doing jokes, but some things are just not okay to do jokes about like rape, school shootings, 9/11 and my favorite TV shows so I hope you all think twice next time you wanna do jokes about something I hold dear that you think is dumb which for future reference include:

• the beautiful city of Pittsburgh, PA
  
• books by John Green
  
• my mom
  
• Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian
  
• Squirrel Girl
  
• vegan cuisine
  
• Birdman (fuck u sean and hayes and pft)
  

 

 

I cannot promise not to make jokes about everything on that list, but I 100% support your conviction on the greatness of Squirrel Girl and your mom.

[EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character]

"OH YEAH McFly? prove it." They challenged referencing the classic time-travel comedy Back to the Future.

 

Congrats on getting the pro-version. Also, thanks for spelling the quoted reference. Totally went over my head as though it did not need roads* during the first table read.

[EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character]

Great ep.

 

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

........ was slyly trying to hide his viral fame. Jokes on you .........! I'm a super sleuth!

 

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

Yeah but I get more likes as guy. Explain that, Einstein.

 

Pro-tip on "being a guy", if you have to say "I'm a guy now" repeatedly you might be selling it wrong.

 

PS. Total dick haver here.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

Oh, I was going to mock Spunky for being a nerd and give him a swirly, but then I saw this:

 

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

Oh, hey, you like bugs huh. That's pretty cool I guess. Who cares or whatever. My favorite bug is a mantidfly.

 

That is an amazing bug!

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

When I walk in the room and my internet friends are fighting

 

 

I don't have much to add to this, but I just wanted chikn dancer to show up on the next page.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

another one back from the dead

 

Let's not go crazy with these accusations.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

 

OK, I do agree that someone saying "young forum girls" is a little icky. But I doubt I'm the youngest human you've seen, since I'm older than you. And young isn't really a compliment.

 

Regardless, I love you, Andrew. I've already framed our photo together. Ok, you've got sunshine status back.

 

Rumour has it that Sir Andrew is so tall he cannot see the little people. Be it children or the masses unworthy of his notice.

[Survivor Season 31 - Second Chance discussion thread]

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

I loved getting a glimpse inside Engineer Brett's head.

 

[EPISODE 105 — John Gemberling, Our LIVE Friend]

Anyone want to start a podcast with me? My idea is we watch an M. Night Shyamalan movie on mute while we play Breaking Bad audio over it. It'll be called "Shya Signs, Bitch!".

 

hard pass.

[EPISODE 103 — Allan McLeod, Our Close Friend]

 

Bring in an EGOT to this party and it would get downright filthy.

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

I just stalked my horrifying deadbeat ex boyfriend's twitter for the first time in months. Apparently he listens to Hollywood Handbook now. How dare he taint the love of my life like this?

 

For what its worth, he probably just pretends to get the jokes.