EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

I liked serial at first, but the fact they didn't even look into whether the woman was killed by sasquatch confirmed it was in the pocked of the illuminati.

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

late to podcast review thing:

 

podcasts I listen to - I like them.

podcasts I don't listen to - mostly shit.

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

 

Could you please edit this and add the word "step" every time you say "brother" or "sister"?

 

I mean I can do it myself in my head and it sort of makes it easier to j.o. to but when I'm in the moment and the guy is like "you feel so good, sis" I just have this sudden moment of oh god I'm a terrible person and the light is high and my screen is dim and I catch my own reflection in the screen among the expanse of flesh shining with nuru jelly and I see with shocking clarity my own face, my dead animalistic eyes pupils narrowed in the hunt for pleasure and thinking of nothing and no one else and I realize that all I am is a beast put on this world to eat and fuck as much as possible and here I am drinking coke zeroes and mating with a wad of napkins as I read about celebrity nip slips and the brother and sister are now fucking on top of of a pile of old family photo albums and she rolls over and a single polaroid is stuck to her back and it's the two of them at the beach together ages 7 and 9 and the sandcastle that they "built" but really their dad built while they played in the water and used that new skimboard for all of 2 minutes before deciding it was too hard and they kept falling. Step I say to myself, a mantra to the gods of onanism, step step step they are step-brother and step sister step step I am not a pervert step step I am a good person step step...

 

Many years of marital bliss to Sean and Grace!

 

Casey. You seem like good dude and I think your heart is in the right place, but it's 2015, almost 2016, and I think you need to not project your hangups on other folks. Love is a crazy thing and they heart wants what the heart wants, labels be damned.

 

To Sean and Grace, my your life and your love exist without puritanical limits.

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Hey guys it's my birthday today so do me a Brett Favre and roast a bone for me, or at least jam out to some ASMR vids.

 

Most importantly keep steezin.

 

Solid choice in days to be born. I made the same choice 35 years ago and I only regret parts of it.

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Also the boys freaked my skellington been and tossed my joking salad out the window, because they sure nailed my perfect day at the beach. Guessing Hayes hacked my online dream journal again.

 

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

I loved the nostalgic throwback to this old PSA.

 

[EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn]

I knew Sean and Hayes were special. Sean especially, given the recent hullabaloo over getting "Clewdawg bucks" or whatever you get when one of our overlords acknowledges our feeble humor offerings. Regardless, I knew these guys were tapped into the very soul of Hollywood and by proxy, America. So when ClockMaster Ahmed was picked on by 'The Man' and then the Command-nerd-in-Chief said, "Hey, Ahmed, show me your clock" and Mark Zuckernerd said, "Hey, come by FB", I knew the message long heralded by our dear sweat boys had gone viral. It was like Obama reached his all seeing hand into the Twitterverse and said, "my child, I heard your cry. Fear not. Nerds are cool." And, lo, from that day forward it was so in all the land.

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It has been a while since there was any trauma. The town was starting to heal and life had returned to normal. No one forgot, but they didn't like to talk about it either. Now the rumors are coming from the underworld. The Gargoyle Boyz might be stirring. I can only pray this isn't the case. My nose still carries the sulfuric burn of their putrid, toxic piss.

[EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn]

Houston, he had a problem.

 

 

(And that's a nice eulogy.)

 

Reports of my demise are overstated, but Mike Bonetti is now like a SF based punk band, Dead to Me.

[EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn]

good ep

 

Kittens, where are the false promises of near future posts?

 

Keep that bag beer cold good friend.

[EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn]

Look who got his beta tester copy!!!!!!

 

So very excited. PM me if you want to come over to play after my mom goes to work.

 

[EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn]

I AM SO GD EXCITED FOR THIS GD EPISODE!!!!!! I CANT FEEL MY LEGS!!!!!

You might want to get that checked out, flu season is just around the corner.

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this episode title gives me good little shivers all over.

You should get that checked out. Flu season is just around the corner.

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I think you mean "What?"

 

In my America we use question marks, and we don't pay our teachers adequately. Sorry. Love it or leave it, Holmes.

He could me "What What?" which is also a celebratory phrase that conveys excitement.

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Houston ma-man you gotta warn me about posts like that, I almost threw up. Hope you're feeling better buddy.

 

Great ep.

 

You snus you lus Rose.

[EPISODE 100 — Aasif Mandvi, Our Big Get / Scott Ankerman, Our Business Rival]

#notdead

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Jesse,

 

My friend Jakal isn't good at asking questions and keeps asking for others to do his work for him. Should we just let him fail?

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

Jesse,

 

- How do you answer cynically ironic questions about New Sincerity?

 

- If new sincerity is post post-modern, shouldn't it just get it's own name?

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

Jeffrey sheaths his laser sword in a really cool jewel encrusted sword holder.

 

Jeffrey, super happy to be in the story. Over the moon to be a sentient schoolbus robot. No complaints there. Minor note, can my robot character provide you with a cool, non-bedazzled lightsaber holder?

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I act like I'm your mom, but I also write erotic fiction you star in. I'm both withholding and smothering. And I ask you extremely personal questions in hangouts and pretty much any other time I get the chance.

 

This hits pretty close to home for me Val. It's weird being a character in these stories. I never know if I wish my mom was a better, more successful writer or that she'd just quit. Increased fame and income would definitely help around financially, but the ending these stories would help with the night terrors. Sometimes I'm like, "MOM STOP, you know I don't talk like that and I would NEVER do that with Mrs Rounds. At least use Ms Parker if you are going down that road!"

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for the record: I never declared myself the forum dad. I'm kind of like Charles Barkley in that way. I never wanted to be a role model for you people. I'm actually like Charles Barkley in a lot of ways.

 

Do you fall over comedically as well?

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If you think you should also survive, tell me why. I have room for two other survivors, but need a good reason.

 

- I think I should live because I've not even gotten into the story yet. Hard to be killed when you can't be found.

- I am naturally wary of robots

- I'm handy to have around in post-conflict times when it's essential to restart a society

- I've seen Battlestar Galactica

- I've read Isaac Asimov's Robot Series and the Foundatoin series, even the second trilogy which wasn't as good, but still fun.

- Did I mention that if I am killed I am guaranteed to haunt you in your dreams?

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

devils advocate: bad job, agata

 

Norm. There are some things we don't say here. That is one of them. The other is Tron.

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

rude. i wrote it.

 

Agata, great job on the show description. Felt like I had a much more welcoming intro to the podcast this week.

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

I know some of you all are parent's so I wanted to provide a helpful warning, the boys were not joking about that racy minions movie. It was never official released, but it leaked in Spain. Be vigilant that your kids do not get their hands on this. Some things you cannot unsee.