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    OHH SHIT SON OMG I DIDN'T WANT TO ENGAGE IN ANY BACK-AND-FORTH W MEAN FORUM GUYS BUT THEN I SAW THIS INSANELY SICK BURN & LITERALLY JUST BECAME A PROFESSIONAL HYPE MAN IN MY OFFICE, TOOK OFF MY T-SHIRT & STARTED BEATING IT ON THE FLOOR LIKE AND1 MIXTAPE SHIT

     

    OMG WILL THE MEAN GUYS EVER RECOVER FROM THIS HEAT ROCK SLAM SOMEONE PLS CALL A DR. MY HAND IS STILL OVER MY MOUTH LIKE I WITNESSED AN ATROCITY & CAN'T LOOK AWAY & NOW I'M RUBBING MY EYES IN A COMICALLY OVERSTATED MANNER AS IF TO SAY I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING RN OHHH SHIT

     

    DON'T DO EM LIKE THAT TARTAN2! THEY AIN'T READY FOR U B! DON'T DO EM LIKE THAT

     

    (holds him back)

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    fixed.

     

    In a semiserious note, thanks to all the old hats and new hats for letting new kids come on for jokes and joke notes. The death and subsequent tributes to Harris Wittles inspired me to be brave enough to try to make jokes for strangers. Specifically the 'will the bagels be shaped like pussy holes' joke. I came across these podcasts during a major life change and they honestly helped me both survive and find myself again.

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    Relistening to the table read on the walk home. My god if it isn't the best. It would've been ok alone, but the additions of live, saves the day, and alien ant farm pushed me over the top. To the point I wanted to stop, explain myself to strangers who gave me weird looks. I mean, 1.5 hours isn't an inappropriate amount of time to keep a stranger, right? Especially when the effects of the drugs will wear off quickly... Man, I seriously loved the insane intensity of this show. "I won't call him that" "She calls him that" "Dad"

     

    To any tension here, if the late great Harris Wittles taught us anything it's that muthafucka's wanna laugh. If some muthafucka want to laugh at some things and other muthafucka's want to laugh at other things, can't wall agree that we are just muthafucka's form anotha motha?

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    Guys, I'm v drunk. You all are doing an excellent job this week. Makes me feel like HH,is gonna be there froever and it makes me v happy. I oov3 yoy all, cant wait to show u ou my new project and jmonsterfaxe yoyu are very cool. Hoodnighjt.

     

    Can we get an A-list celeb to read this tweet as a part of the 'best of' episode?

     

    Edit: and by tweet I mean forum comment.

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    • would like to hear a supercut of all of Hayes' stifled laughter, nose snort thing he does. Not because I would enjoy listening to it, I'd just be more interested in seeing how long of a clip it would end up being. Same goes for all the "mmmm" and mmmhmmm"s

     

    I was actually thinking of the same kind of supercut for the exact reason!

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    This podcast has taught me to keep it real and drop truth. One example of this happened today when someone said, "I am ok with Jimmy Olsen being black, but cool?!?! I just don't know" Given my education in comedy and entertainment I was a step ahead of this square. I calmly replied "hey, but nerds are cool now." Then I came here to tell you guys.

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    Just to get it out of the way - I don't get the appeal of Sean and Hayes. I've listened to a few episodes, and they just felt flat to me, almost like an SNL bit turned into a podcast. However, given the love for it, I'd love to hear episode suggestions that might change my mind.

     

    Andy Richter is such an affable guy. He's just so damn observant and natural at either drawing attention to something or adding a ridiculous, but very fitting, question to the story. Andy Daly never fails for me. Riding the pendulum between indignation about the Prince taking erectile dysfunction pills to excitement about birthing through a vagina to stalking/watching a teenage Kate Middleton, sometimes I just feel like Andy Daly is my spirit animal.

     

     

    Unrelated, but I was listening to WTF (with Marc Maron) with Sam Seder on it, and I think PFT's Alan Thicke's is partially inspired by Sam. Definitely more than a few stutters and "urrrhhhs" from Sam during the interview.

     

    Go check out the HH forum right now. Clemdawg asked for suggestions of 'best of' material in the Ep83 thread (page 7). I am partial to Matt Gourley's ep myself. The recent episodes of Neil Casey and Nick Kroll are solid as well. It took me a while to grow on the show, but dammit if they haven't won me over.

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    clem dawg asked for suggestions of clips for a best of ep you god damn goof

     

    you fucking stick figure with devil horns piece of shit

     

    you cingular wireless mascot from back before they became AT&T Mobility who was the orange guy who walks around motherfucker

     

    You son of a not gifted artist who wanted to create a representation of evil incarnate by drawing the prince of darkness dancing to a BoyZ 2 Men slow jam which resulted in something not really evil looking bitch

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    hello team,

     

    if hayzie bone and clem dawg were putting together a "best of" episode, what are some clips or segments that you would want included?

     

    also, no pitch perfect 2 spoilers in this thread, please. hayes is still working his way through the first one. said he only needs "like 4 or 5 or 6 more nights."

     

    Episode 52 - Matt Gourley's foundation of comedy is golden.

     

    Edit: Damn. There is an echo in here....

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