Episode 83 — Nick Kroll, Our Close Friend

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Ep 52 Matt Gourley's education about the foundation of comedy is gold.

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Oh man. I actually really like South Dakota Fanning as a name. I will seriously consider changing it to that. I'll decide in a few hours.

 

I was trying to be both thematic with your stated region, but quickly realized that my knowledge of South Dakota is lacking.

 

Wallking Deadwood.

Deadwoodchuck.

Mount Rushs'more

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Adding to the list:

Sitting Bullshit

Michael Badlandsdon

Samuel Clemdawg

South Dakota Fanning

2 Broke Guys

(Insert real name and a scaled down photo)

Brad Pittstains

[#1 Handsome Boy Contest]

 

Noticing a beard trend.

 

Praise be to Handsomeboy#1, which is Joe.

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I thought I liked this forum. I thought it was a silly place full of silly people who try to make jokes for laffs, likes, and to make relative strangers smile. Then this happened:

*sniffle*

 

Dammit. I love this place.

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No, but I think I saw him in a bar once. I'm actually The B-52s.

 

He seems more of an agent of Widespread Panic.

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PFT and his old people friends would have a field day with how that kind of sounds like the Real World intro

 

It is highly possible I've been mainlining Reality Show Show for the past few weeks and the similarities are not entirely accidental.

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Well it could either be that (which of course it is), or it could possibly be a joke started independently by both Honlads and Steve that I never want to let die because it helps maintain the bond between me and my BFF (best forum friend). That said, I have to imagine that bears enjoy catfish...

 

While I'm speaking on my forum relationships I'd also like to say that Spunky is my forum dad because he was very encouraging to me early on and then virtually disappeared, saying he was was stepping out to "Go buy some more cool bugs".

 

I arrived in this forum at possibly a weird time when the surreal character bits were falling off and people stopped being pure comedy bits and started being real. I'll try to always assume you and A Bear share a consciousness at the very least, if not a password. Sorry about Spunky.

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Thank you for asking (no one ever asks)!

 

It was a very recent change, I used to be A Bear!

 

(Record scratch sound drop*)

 

You and A Bear are catfishing the forum?!

 

Left is right. Up is down. I'm confused.

 

*Credit to Mark

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"Pig vomit" nearly caused a solo-bolo-spit-take.

 

Nick Kroll laughing off mic realizing the bit they are about to do is magical.

 

Little know personal bit. I screen tested for Baldimore. Maybe next time.

 

 

Overall, great ep.

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Game of Scones and Clotted Creamy Sick Burns

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What I love about the CBB ads is how insane/stupid they play against Scotty A. Their entausastiucly willful ignorance is a pure delight.

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anchor up, anchor up.

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They say second best day in a boat owners life is the day he buys his boat, topped only by the day he sells it.

 

So the top two days of being Captain Boat are well known, but what constitutes the top five? The first time you sex a mer-person? Your biggest haul during that piracy phase? Threading the needle of the perfect storm? The realization that the size of your boat is entirely adequate for the job at hand? The successful completion of a 3 hour tour?

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are you too lazy to wash your own dishes?

 

Given that we live in a time before the rise of the machines, I say let them do our busy work. Like they'll spare us when the roles are reversed!

when's the last time any of you have google image searched panthers(not the futbal team)?

 

those motherfuckers are dope as hell!

 

Panthers/Leopards/Jaguars are my favorite of the big cats. Absolutely a joy to see in the wild!

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That's a polarizing topic.

SCIENCE JOKE! But seriously, are you a juggalo?

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RTW,

 

What's your take on magnets?

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My cat came back in the night. Woke up to her next to me in bed (not in the RanRan way). So happy

 

A Bear, when you woke up were you all like:

 

 

UPDATE: Question that just came to mind. You have catdoor, right? Because if not your story elevates to a new level of interesting. Either way, glad the cat is back.

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"smell our dirty tits" and "an accidental gangbang situation"

 

The whole story was great, but the two above phrases made me laugh out loud in real life and not that disingenuous internet shorthand way. 5 stars.

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Hey so unrelated to everything else. But the forum still won't let me change my profile picture, it keeps on saying it failed to load whatever image I try. Has anyone else had this problem?

 

Reduce the file size. I learned computers just to accomplish this task.

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Went to old Google Images looking for a fun 'Pen15 tattoo' joke.... that is a weird ass collection of search results. Lots of Adam Levine, a Jake the Snake Roberts, tattooed guys with kids, the serenity prayer and some Obama/Illuminati pic.

 

This happened and I thought it would bring you as much joy as it brought me:

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When I first started listening I had no clue what was going on and was about as lost and confused as Adam Pally.

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I've not been able to tell if early guests where confused (Adam Pally) or doing a bit, but I don't think anyone has gotten angry. Could be wrong though.

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The answer to your question is yes. Which question? I'll let you decide.

 

Well played. You are one smooth criminal.

 

P.S. Allegedly