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    Speaking of, does anyone have any tips on how to coax a hostess out of the walls? I really don't have time to seat people with everything else that is going on.

     

    If you are dealing with a flair era hostess, a strong magnet and a bean bag should work. the beanbag breaks the fall. if it's post flair era hostess, have you tried the triple deke? It's remarkable what it can accomplish.

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    CALE HARTMANN INNOCENT!!!

     

    I know this is a sensitive subject and in no way do I want to diminish the experience of sexual violence. Sexual violence is wrong full stop.

     

    That said, I think he's innocent not because I think he did not do it, but I think Cale Hartmann is a construct played by 10 different actors. Think about it, his appearance changes greatly over the years. Coincidence? NO! The Femanazi Fascist Fanclub (FFF)1 created this conspiracy to make you think that a sexually aggressive bastard like Cale Hartmann exists. The FFF itself is a front for Lizard Ladies, a secret cabal of female aliens with a reptilian like appearance that are at war with their male alien counterparts. They aggressively seek to destroy male lead comedy by sabotaging the careers of Dane Cook and secretly bankrolling most of Adam Sandler's Netflix series. I mean, what is more believable, that a sexually aggressive man tried to use his position of power to exploit up and coming comedians or that the male improv scene is under attack by mean alien lizard ladies. I trust after considering the facts for themselves you'll see the truth.

     

    1 FFF is the chief rival of the Hollywood Mafia

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    I'm starting to get creeped out by the ep. I though the whole Joshua taking over Chris was a joke about method actors, but in doing some research for my boy BoB on earth shapes, I came across THIS.

     

    PLwWo2V.jpg

     

    Now, the image was doctored by NASA to look like the earth curved, but the government thought police at NASA missed what I think is pretty damning evidence that this weeks ep is real life.

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    I listened to what they were not saying this time instead of what they were saying. Zero laughs. Listened again to what they were saying and IF you could multiply by zero it would've been 1000x more laughs, but given that the starting laugh number was zero math dictates the second listen got zero laughs as well.

     

    Anyway, it was nice learning that my favorite childhood show was a spinoff of Big Lake although I didn't know it at the time.

     

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    SteveH,

     

    I had a similar experience. I went to see the crows in a park. Like you, I indulged in some pre-game drinks. Unlike you I was also tripping balls. Like you I was PRETTY good at joking fun times with folks. Unlike you, I apparently failed to go to an actual concert and just went to a park with crows. Like you, I got punched in the face. It turns out that parents don't like stangers asking their kids to sing an encore and heckling them when they don't.

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