OsteoCast

They mentioned that SyFy was "stealing" their ideas, specifically with the suggestion that Sharknado 3 take place in space. I recently listened back to Sharknado 1 and Paul mentions "Monkano", a volcano that spits out fiery monkeys to terrorize the city. They go on to discuss other variations such as Dino-cano or something. It can't just be a coincidence that Lavalantula is a spot on copy of the monster spitting volcano movie idea.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 currently has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. The reviews are in! "The humor level in the film is so moribund that it doesn’t even inspire groans or eye-rolling; instead, it figuratively puts its hands on your shoulders and pushes you deeper into your theater seat until you’ve been completely subdued by all the nothingness it has to offer. Cinematically speaking, it’s like having a riot squad beanbag shot directly at your solar plexus." "What would a film be like if every single person involved made as little effort as humanly possible?" "The cinematic equivalent of biting into an old brown banana." "There was a point where I was considering writing a will because this film made me want to leave this Earth."

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But I actually want to know how it got made and there are probably a few people willing to interview about it. It has already made a profit, plus it's the first movie to get subsidized by a Nevada film tax incentive so taxpayers actually partially funded this movie. It's like if Love Guru had ulterior financial motives.

I fucking fell asleep an hour in. That's how insanely boring and sterile this movie is. The only thing that interested me even remotely is the house she buys, and then she PAINTS original hardwood flooring, sending me into insensible rage (at least I felt something for a brief moment). I've seen plenty of terrible romance movies on Hallmark/LifeTime that are at least more entertaining. The inciting incident leads to an hour of nothing. The development of the relationship was hamfisted. The detective was so detached in his relationship he doesn't have any idea of where she might have gone? The only entertaining part was his vodka water bottle because he's so damn angry when he refills it and then stumbles around a parade chugging it/breathing in strangers faces. 0/5 extremely unsatisfied. I can't believe people even like this as a bad movie. There is nothing special, interesting, or even strange about it.